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When you mistakenly tamper with an object using a sugary substance to shine it causing a kookaburra to hoop around and knock over castles

Crickey Gaz! He just Faf'd that ball. That castle has no chance, especially with Mitch guarding it. Guess you'll have to pad up shortly.

Faf'd by Chris The Phantom Martin November 24, 2016

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FAF'd

Fried as fuck - for one to be extreamly fried,cooked, gacked,fucked off drugs such as Mdma,speed,shard ect. to a point where they have no clue what is going on - goog times

"Man I am faf'd! double dropped those K's before"

FAF'd by bickies May 28, 2012

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Faf Baf and Daf

These three acronyms can literally mean anything. Fresh as fuck Bad as fuck dope as fuck ….

This new fit is faf baf and daf.

Faf Baf and Daf by Scrambles904 July 18, 2022

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Fafdas

What you say when you are about to/being raped. Usually accompanied with hand motions.

FAFDAS

Fafdas by ColdBoi May 2, 2018

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Fafdoo

A guy who looks handsome and gets chased by girls but his brain is clueless and innocent

Why is he such a fafdoo TvT all of that for nothing

Fafdoo by MxganKun September 20, 2022

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FaFD

FaFD, also know as "fuck a fan day" Often asked during twitch streamer Tnicklss chat is wanting something.

"Hey tnipples FaFD when?"

FaFD by XxHulkSmash911xX October 21, 2023

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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