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L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

N.O.F.C.A. 

Acronym for No One Fucking Cares About
Everyone seems concerned with what N.O.F.C.A.
N.O.F.C.A. by ajk71486 April 18, 2011

Y.D.A.F.O.C

Y.D.A.F.O.C Which stands for Young Dumb And Full Of Cum
Bobby-yo i think the condom broke when I banged Carly.
Alex & Jon- your Y.D.A.F.O.C(Young Dumb And Full Of Cum)
Y.D.A.F.O.C by Jon Pitt April 7, 2008

P.R.O.F.A.C 

This is an acronym that stands for: Protruding Front And Center. Its used as a way to describe people based on the size of their dick.
Anna: hey did you see Todd the other day?
Lisa: Yeah he was having P.R.O.F.A.C!
Anna: :0
P.R.O.F.A.C by ultrafirelord November 19, 2018

S.M.D.T.I.C.A.O.Y.F 

Suck my dick till I come all over your face
Do you wanna S.M.D.T.I.C.A.O.Y.F tonight
S.M.D.T.I.C.A.O.Y.F by Aaaaaa15 September 23, 2023

d.y.w.m.t.c.o.a.e.y.p.u.y.c.o.m.f 

do you want me to come over and eat your pussy until you cum on my face
(male) d.y.w.m.t.c.o.a.e.y.p.u.y.c.o.m.f

(female) give me a time and place
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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