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First Officer.
If you are the first officer of anything, you should sign all documents "F. Off. _____", where _____ is your last name.
Signed: "F. Off. Riker"
F. Off by anonymous August 11, 2003
Words you can keep
"F. off, dad, I'm using the computer."
F. Off by ZombieBite December 14, 2003
Related Words
it means fuck off
thats all it means its plain and simple and used when your words are censored like in online chatrooms and gaming and in public places like school.
f off and die biatch translates to fuck off and die bitch
the "bad" words are replaced or omitted so you can get you point across when someone pisses you off.

Person 1 "your ugy"
Person 2 " f off"
f off by gina#1 April 10, 2006
it means fuck off like u fucker cant fuck wid dfis so f off
david: yo
ballard: f off u retarded northern piece of shit
david: no f off ur self u shit face londoner u suck monkey nuts
f off by ben rush aka (rushy) December 28, 2004
F-OFF by UNCAR H.N SINGH February 23, 2004
1.short for fuck off
2.used online when words are censored
Example
1.
"You ruined my car on purpose so why dont you go f off!" (fuck off)
2.
person1: "your typing sucks today"
person2: "f off, loser"
person1: " my aren't we touchy...."
f off by gina#1 April 17, 2006
Basically a shorter and nice version of saying ***FuCk Off!***
I Am Trying To Be Nice When I Say
F Off And Have A Nice Fucking Day!!
*F Off by ×°kell°× August 11, 2005
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