F shit

it is a shorter way to say fucking shit. For example you say F shit when you are excited OR have a sudden epiphany.

F SHIT MAN!!! I'M MISSING A TOOTH!!!

F SHIT! MY PINKY TOE IS GONE!

F shit by blaHHH!<3 January 3, 2011

f'shit 

The opposite of finesse

"Fuck, ass, that shot was f'shit!"

"Yes, yes it did indeed suck balls."

f'shit by mmmmbob December 20, 2002

f*ck you shit 

noun- the messy and explosive shit one involuntarily takes after a clean shower session.

Guy 1: Why are you so mad today?
Guy 2: I was taking a pleasant shower this morning when afterwards I was forced to take an f*ck you shit.

f*ck you shit by moneymannick October 18, 2012

Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.)

The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.

This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.

I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.

Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."

Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."

Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*

Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021

F.S.A. (Free Shit Army)

The F.S.A. is used primarily to describe "the 47%" of US citizens who not only pay nothing in federal taxes, but actually believe that they are entitled to the fruits of the labors of others. It is also used to describe a large portion of the Democratic Party who rely on the government to provide food stamps, subsidized housing allotments (Section 8), and sign themselves up for every bit of free stuff possible (also see "Ghetto Breeding Machines.").

You can often identify members of the F.S.A. (Free Shit Army) by their SNAP/Food Stamp cards, latest urban fashions, Section 8 Housing voucher-stubs, their $300. Nike tennis shoes, Apple Smartphones, and their 60" Plasma televisions.

F.S.A. (Free Shit Army) by Vast Science January 12, 2013

P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho 

Slang term for the popular chain of Asian fusion cuisine.

I went to visit my parents in the suburbs last weekend and the only decent restaurant was P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho. I had the lettuce wraps and dan dan noodles with a spicy pomegranate sauce.

P.F. Chain's Asian Shitsho by Diedrich von Octuberstein August 15, 2008

shitfaced A.F 

really really drunk and A.F=as fuck

your mom is shitfaced A.F

shitfaced A.F by i a bom bum June 19, 2018