1. A real suprise
2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening
3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one
2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening
3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one
by Light Joker October 2, 2005
Get the eye-openermug. by talley June 11, 2006
Get the eye openermug. by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 11, 2010
Get the eye openermug. When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
by Marty D January 3, 2007
Get the Turkish Eye Openermug. 1. An alcoholic beverage consumed in the morning.
2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.
2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.
I used to dread morning kickoffs, but now I look forward to a nice eye opener from the missus to get me going.
by Putting the Cock in Cocktail October 22, 2010
Get the eye openermug. by BGMH October 9, 2011
Get the eye openermug. by jro2020 November 23, 2013
Get the eyes open: no fearmug.