1. A real suprise
2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening
3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one
by Light Joker October 03, 2005
by talley June 07, 2006
by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 10, 2010
When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
by Marty D January 02, 2007
by BGMH October 09, 2011
1. An alcoholic beverage consumed in the morning.
2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.
2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.
I used to dread morning kickoffs, but now I look forward to a nice eye opener from the missus to get me going.
by Putting the Cock in Cocktail October 21, 2010
by jro2020 November 23, 2013