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open eye kisser 

someone that kisses with their eyes open.
i heard Aj was an open eye kisser..

Oh thats kinda weird.
open eye kisser by hahahahloserr December 3, 2022

sleeping with one eye open 

'Sleep with one eye open' is usually used as a metaphor in a sentence. It basically means being very cautious, careful or attentive.
The peddler was sleeping with one eye open. He was shocked, as he heard footsteps approaching him. He looked quite frightened.

one eye open drunk 

Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.
I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.

one eye open when i am sleepin 

Its when you have one eye open when you are sleepin. One eyeeeeeee
one eye open when i am sleepin, one eyeeeeee

One Eye Open 

Someone you are suppose to sleep with to avoid getting your ass beat. This person must get around a lot.
Boy: I cheated on my girlfriend and I think she found out. What should I do?

Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.

Boy: Good advice!
One Eye Open by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

Open your third eye 

A shorter way of saying 'The answer is write in front of you. Don't be a fucking moron.'
Bimbo: What is the answer to question 3.
Guy: It's on the first page of the textbook. Open your third eye, you e-class hoe.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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