What you tell the wife when you are with your
whore- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the
dogs- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the
best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday
night. can we hook up at the
weekendAdulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just
give the wife one of my affair excuses