Expirated

It's similar to expire, but it's for people who do not know grammer 😎

The food has expirated.

by himothy 0.2 March 21, 2024

Expired

When someone doesn't understand something the first time and you don't fell like repeating it...you say : Expired

Shakwanna: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. haha
Devon: What? I don't get it
Shakwanna: Expired !

by DevonBrah October 11, 2011

expurgated

To purify or 'purge' of impurity; especially with reference to written material

Don't worry; I'll produce an expurgated version!

by Dad Cranney July 2, 2011

expiration dating

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"

by Travis May 31, 2005

expiration chug

when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date

Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?

Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.

Person a: Good thinking!

by deez nutz81 July 2, 2008

Expiration Dating

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date

The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)

by murdadrum January 4, 2014

expired__m1lk

The most sexiest man to ever walk the Earth. The gayest and most hottest person.

This:

"Have you heard of expired__m1lk?"
"No, who are they?"
"He's the sexiest man to ever walk the Earth!"

by richie toizer is gay July 5, 2021