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Excepticus

P1:"Who are you going to vote as worst mod?"
P2:"Probably Excepticus"
by Bot 69 420 January 20, 2021
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Rule #1 no exceptions.

Dude did you see that ass?

Hey Rule #1 no exceptions.
by Mr. J pizzle September 5, 2011
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Exceptions

Of course I will make (I was obfuscating) exceptions but the thread of communication needs to be shortened by like 99%
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THIS☝️is what's happening here.
👌---👌 👈 Is what needs to happen.
Hym "The thread needs to be pulled taught and we need to reel it in. I am completely willing to make exceptions for you and I have shown that but that is not me not being my identity, it's me making exceptions for, you know, other me. The clear pronoun and intersubjetivity confusion is making it this way harder than it needs to be and the nightmare mode part is the peripheral elements of my existence and not you (Me you and not THAT you) artificially inflating the difficulty like the thing I said about CPU turning the block function on and off in a manner that is inconsistent with how people would actually block."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2026
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Murphy's Law of Exceptions

"You can follow an 'unpopular' method or procedure 'till da cows come home' and nothing unusual will ever happen to 'justify' or 'vindicate' your unorthodox actions (and you'll likely get continually criticized by others for your chosen behavior), but then the ONE TIME when you eventually 'cave' and actually DO happen to follow the 'standard' or 'acceptable' protocol, THAT'S the solitary 'rogue occasion' when disaster will happen to strike --- something really bad will happen that would not have occurred if you had simply continued to follow your own 'pet' procedure that had seemed better/safer to begin with!"
My "super-long-term-driving-experienced" aunt had gotten fed up with my "back-seat driver" attempts to be helpful by telling her about vehicles that I'd see moving around fairly near our position when we'd be travelling someplace in her car, and so she had eventually asked me to just keep quiet and let here handle the driving herself. Well, of course, within a day or two, Murphy's Law of Exceptions decided to turn and bite me in da butt --- due to a view-obstructing sidewalk-mounted ad-sign, my aunt didn't notice an approaching car, but I did... naturally, that was the ONE TIME that I **didn't** tell her about it because she'd specifically asked me to keep my trap shut on instances like that, and so I'd ASSUMED (there's that word again!) that she'd observed the vehicle bearing down on the intersection. Well, as you might expect, we crashed, and there were multiple injuries in the other car! Can't win...!
by QuacksO March 9, 2019
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Friends with exceptions

When friends make an exception from a normally “friendly relationship” to a “friends with benefits” like relationship for a limited period of time. They both consent that it will only last for that period of time, and afterwards they go back to being normal friends.
Friends with exceptions describes Anne’s relationship with her boss.
by Norwegian Education February 27, 2020
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