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Exasturbating

The act of getting deep pleasure from screwing over people by making things worse.
The president was happily exasturbating while firing people during the government shutdown.
Exasturbating by Jaspur October 15, 2025

Exasturbation 

1. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating to it. This can be done by either masturbating to the people involved, or the predicament itself.
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate
1. Pete did not realize that he was only making his recent divorce to his ex-wife far more painful by excessively masturbating to her topless bakini photos from the time they spent their honeymoon at a nude beach in France. Pete's exasturbation eventually led him to commit suicide.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.

exasturbation 

Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.
After finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when Short Eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation's scarier, more aggressive, inbred homo cousin.
exasturbation by Sluggo December 18, 2004

exasterbating 

hey! bob quit the gym and is exasterbating at home
exasterbating by han cholo December 24, 2007

easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye
hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today
easterbating by stackattack May 12, 2011

exasterbating 

to jack-off and exercise at the same time
exasterbating is more effective than regular exercise itself
exasterbating by arnoldo sanchez December 25, 2007