stackattack's definitions

easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

by stackattack May 12, 2011

chocolate jimmy

to take a shit in your freinds condom so when he goes for that great moment you totally ruin it.

haha yeah i did a chocolate jimmy to randall twice last year" "yeah he kinda deserved it though his name is randall

by stackattack February 25, 2011

chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.

i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no

by stackattack January 13, 2011

corn cock

a southern mans penis.

take that corn cock lucy yahooo

by stackattack January 13, 2011

shammy

an expensive rag used specifically for wipeing up nut

eww whats that?" "go get the shammy

by stackattack January 13, 2011

pantie rascal

one who is kinkie as hell in bed.

i heard tom shoved a lolipop up sarahs vagina" " what a pantie rascal

by stackattack January 13, 2011

ants in the pants

someone who has a bug in there pubes like crabs.

jessica is really hot" "yeah but i heard shes got ants in the pants.

by stackattack January 13, 2011