wang clang

when someone goes to sack tap you and hits your cock instead of your balls.

that wang clang really hurt

by stackattack January 12, 2011

easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

by stackattack April 21, 2011

corn cock

a southern mans penis.

take that corn cock lucy yahooo

by stackattack January 12, 2011

crappy technology

to take a shit in ones laptop.

how did you computer break?" "just some crappy technology

by stackattack January 08, 2011

monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 02, 2011

flap attack

to violently flap ones penis all up and around anothers face, prefferibly a sleeping or disabled person.

go flap attack that stationary motherfucker!

by stackattack January 02, 2011

collins

to take a shit on ones head.

you wanna collins me?"......."NO" "no you come over here and you take a shit on my head.

by stackattack January 08, 2011