Ewoot 

A type of noise made by a retarded, and or Canadian person. Can be both!

Ewoot!

Ewoot by TheDragg April 19, 2018

EWOT 

Acronym meaning Extreme Waste of Time. Used to refer to girls who lead guys on and tease them only to reject them in the end.

So I was dancing with this girl at the club the other night, but she turned out to be a total ewot.

EWOT by ghettosmurf613 November 19, 2009

premature efootballation 

When the quarterback releases the football before the receiver is ready to catch it. Often caused by pressure on the quarterback by the defense. common results of premature efootballation are three and outs, interceptions, and losing football games.

Jamarcus Russell has an extreme case of premature efootballation today, as he has been able to connect with his receivers and the Oakland Raiders have turned the ball over four times today.

premature efootballation by 3irty6 December 29, 2009

ewouth 

A new degree of awesome that surpasses the greatness of anything.

John-Did you see the used in concert the other night??

Dave-yeah dude it was definatly ewouth.

ewouth by drummer 4 like, forever February 27, 2010

eFootball 

A graphical horror game that is branded as a football (soccer) game. It has a rating of 25% on Metacritic. It features horrifically rendered caricatures of footballers around the globe, such as Messi, Ronaldo, and Lewandowski.

Aaron: Hey, have you tried out eFootball yet?
Ben: I witnessed a 20 ft wide ghost Ronaldo glitch through the body of Van Dijk. I haven't slept ever since.

eFootball by 2amAndIAmStillAwake January 26, 2022

Ecoot

1. A slut you know online but have not yet met in real life.

2. A friend who agrees to trade you hydro for gold in World of Warcraft that takes the gold and renigs. Sometimes named "Keff", "Keffer", "Jareff", "Jeffed", or "that black kid".

"Jared and Jeff couldn't get married because the laws changed. So they combined into one supreme being of bisexual perversion. This new being took the name "Jareff" and moved to California to hook up with some preteen ecoot."

Ecoot by Psychosemantic Police June 4, 2009

eboot 

A file used by a PSP running custom firmware to play PS1 games.

eboot.pbp

eboot by OllieH84 February 23, 2009