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Acronym meaning Extreme Waste of Time. Used to refer to girls who lead guys on and tease them only to reject them in the end.
So I was dancing with this girl at the club the other night, but she turned out to be a total ewot.
EWOT by ghettosmurf613 November 19, 2009
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Ewoot Ewout Ewoof eboot ebooty call Ecoot eFootball eFootball 2022 egoot Ejoot

premature efootballation 

When the quarterback releases the football before the receiver is ready to catch it. Often caused by pressure on the quarterback by the defense. common results of premature efootballation are three and outs, interceptions, and losing football games.
Jamarcus Russell has an extreme case of premature efootballation today, as he has been able to connect with his receivers and the Oakland Raiders have turned the ball over four times today.
premature efootballation by 3irty6 December 29, 2009
A new degree of awesome that surpasses the greatness of anything.
John-Did you see the used in concert the other night??

Dave-yeah dude it was definatly ewouth.
ewouth by drummer 4 like, forever February 27, 2010

eFootball 

A graphical horror game that is branded as a football (soccer) game. It has a rating of 25% on Metacritic. It features horrifically rendered caricatures of footballers around the globe, such as Messi, Ronaldo, and Lewandowski.
Aaron: Hey, have you tried out eFootball yet?
Ben: I witnessed a 20 ft wide ghost Ronaldo glitch through the body of Van Dijk. I haven't slept ever since.
eFootball by 2amAndIAmStillAwake January 26, 2022
1. A slut you know online but have not yet met in real life.

2. A friend who agrees to trade you hydro for gold in World of Warcraft that takes the gold and renigs. Sometimes named "Keff", "Keffer", "Jareff", "Jeffed", or "that black kid".
"Jared and Jeff couldn't get married because the laws changed. So they combined into one supreme being of bisexual perversion. This new being took the name "Jareff" and moved to California to hook up with some preteen ecoot."
A file used by a PSP running custom firmware to play PS1 games.
eboot.pbp
eboot by OllieH84 February 23, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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