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A real woman who meets a real man on the internet and forms an intimate or close communication based relationship via email, skype or text. They discuss as husband and wife but never meet.

The converse is true for a male as in e-husband.
e= electronic
I have an e-wife who I will meet this evening, as planned, on skype for intimate conversation, but we have never met.
e-wife by B/W Chocolate November 26, 2010
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When everyone in real life is a piece of shit, so you seek love online.
Richard : Man my wife is a piece of shit
Carson : That's why I have an eWife!
eWife by Carson VanVroom March 5, 2017
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e-wife e E-Boy E.M.A e-tard E-bay e-z E.Bola e-man E.S.P.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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