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Evidentially

A word that bosses typically use to make them sound more important than they actually are.
How's the job evidentially going
It evidentially can't be done
Evidentially by Dick john's May 22, 2020
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Evidentually 

Meaning there is evidence that at some point in the future one will get around to completing a pre-planned task
Evidentually speaking, the house will be cleaned
Evidentually by Rocka Con July 30, 2011

evidentialist

Someone who requires every claim to be justified by any shred of reasonable evidence.
An evidentialist would not usually be led to believe in the existence of any deity.
evidentialist by TwilightSparkle November 30, 2011

Evidentialist Fallacy

A fallacy where one insists that only claims supported by scientific evidence (as narrowly defined) can be considered real, true, or worthy of belief—dismissing all other forms of knowledge, experience, and understanding as illusory or meaningless. The Evidentialist Fallacy mistakes one mode of knowing for the only mode of knowing, treating empirical evidence as the sole legitimate path to truth while ignoring that evidence itself rests on philosophical assumptions (like the reliability of perception, the uniformity of nature) that cannot be empirically proven. It's the fallacy behind "if you can't prove it in a lab, it doesn't exist"—a position that would dismiss love, justice, beauty, meaning, and most of what makes life worth living.
Example: "He claimed his friend's depression wasn't 'real' because you couldn't measure it with a blood test—pure Evidentialist Fallacy, mistaking the absence of one kind of evidence for the absence of reality itself."

Evidentialist Panopticon

A surveillance system within skeptic and scientific communities where every claim is subjected to a never‑ending demand for “evidence,” with the goalposts constantly moved. The Evidentialist Panopticon operates through a network of debunking blogs, fact‑checking Twitter accounts, and Reddit threads where ordinary users play the role of evidence‑police. The effect is that anyone making a non‑mainstream claim (about health, history, or spirituality) is perpetually watched, forced to produce endless documentation, and then dismissed when the evidence doesn’t meet impossible standards. It weaponizes the principle of “extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence” into a tool of harassment.
Example: “She shared a personal experience of healing; within hours, the Evidentialist Panopticon had produced a thread demanding RCTs, meta‑analyses, and a confession that she was lying.”

Scientific Evidentialist Religion

A comprehensive worldview combining the dogmas of scientific evidence, falsifiability, and empiricism into a single, self‑certifying system. Scientific evidentialist religion holds that only claims that can be empirically tested, potentially falsified, and supported by peer‑reviewed evidence are worthy of belief. It condemns all other forms of knowing (intuition, revelation, dialectics, tradition) as irrational. It is a religion because it demands faith in its own epistemic foundations—which cannot be justified by its own standards without circularity. It is the most complete contemporary expression of scientism as a faith.
Example: “He declared that any claim not backed by RCTs and falsifiable hypotheses was ‘meaningless noise’—scientific evidentialist religion, a faith disguised as a method.”

Fundamentalist Evidentialism

A rigid, uncompromising form of evidentialism that treats any belief not supported by “proper” scientific evidence as not merely unjustified but immoral. It dismisses intuition, tradition, and personal experience as worthless, and it insists that evidential standards are universal and absolute. It is fundamentalist because it converts a methodological principle into an ethical absolute.
Fundamentalist Evidentialism Example: “He said that believing in love without a double‑blind study was ‘epistemically irresponsible.’ Fundamentalist evidentialism: measuring the heart with the tools of the lab.”

Fundamentalist Physicalism

A dogmatic physicalism that treats the non‑existence of the non‑physical as an a priori certainty rather than a working hypothesis. It rejects any evidence of mental causation or top‑down causality as impossible by definition, and it dismisses philosophical zombies and the hard problem as “language games.” It is fundamentalist in its refusal to examine its own metaphysical assumptions.

Example: “He insisted that consciousness is ‘obviously’ just brain activity, and that the hard problem is a ‘pseudoproblem.’ Fundamentalist physicalism: solving mysteries by denying they exist.”

Fundamentalist Reductionism

A thoroughgoing reductionism that treats explanation at higher levels as at best a convenience and at worst a deception. It holds that only the most fundamental level (e.g., particle physics) is real, and that all other sciences are mere shadows. It is fundamentalist in its zeal to eliminate levels, ignoring the successful autonomy of chemistry, biology, and psychology.

Example: “He claimed that ‘ultimately’ only quarks are real, and that tables and chairs are ‘illusions.’ Fundamentalist reductionism: sawing off the branch you’re sitting on.”
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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