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Evidentually 

Meaning there is evidence that at some point in the future one will get around to completing a pre-planned task
Evidentually speaking, the house will be cleaned
Evidentually by Rocka Con July 30, 2011

evidentialist

Someone who requires every claim to be justified by any shred of reasonable evidence.
An evidentialist would not usually be led to believe in the existence of any deity.
evidentialist by TwilightSparkle November 30, 2011

Evidentialist Fallacy

A fallacy where one insists that only claims supported by scientific evidence (as narrowly defined) can be considered real, true, or worthy of belief—dismissing all other forms of knowledge, experience, and understanding as illusory or meaningless. The Evidentialist Fallacy mistakes one mode of knowing for the only mode of knowing, treating empirical evidence as the sole legitimate path to truth while ignoring that evidence itself rests on philosophical assumptions (like the reliability of perception, the uniformity of nature) that cannot be empirically proven. It's the fallacy behind "if you can't prove it in a lab, it doesn't exist"—a position that would dismiss love, justice, beauty, meaning, and most of what makes life worth living.
Example: "He claimed his friend's depression wasn't 'real' because you couldn't measure it with a blood test—pure Evidentialist Fallacy, mistaking the absence of one kind of evidence for the absence of reality itself."

Evidentialist Panopticon

A surveillance system within skeptic and scientific communities where every claim is subjected to a never‑ending demand for “evidence,” with the goalposts constantly moved. The Evidentialist Panopticon operates through a network of debunking blogs, fact‑checking Twitter accounts, and Reddit threads where ordinary users play the role of evidence‑police. The effect is that anyone making a non‑mainstream claim (about health, history, or spirituality) is perpetually watched, forced to produce endless documentation, and then dismissed when the evidence doesn’t meet impossible standards. It weaponizes the principle of “extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence” into a tool of harassment.
Example: “She shared a personal experience of healing; within hours, the Evidentialist Panopticon had produced a thread demanding RCTs, meta‑analyses, and a confession that she was lying.”

Scientific Evidentialist Religion

A comprehensive worldview combining the dogmas of scientific evidence, falsifiability, and empiricism into a single, self‑certifying system. Scientific evidentialist religion holds that only claims that can be empirically tested, potentially falsified, and supported by peer‑reviewed evidence are worthy of belief. It condemns all other forms of knowing (intuition, revelation, dialectics, tradition) as irrational. It is a religion because it demands faith in its own epistemic foundations—which cannot be justified by its own standards without circularity. It is the most complete contemporary expression of scientism as a faith.
Example: “He declared that any claim not backed by RCTs and falsifiable hypotheses was ‘meaningless noise’—scientific evidentialist religion, a faith disguised as a method.”

Fundamentalist Evidentialism

A rigid, uncompromising form of evidentialism that treats any belief not supported by “proper” scientific evidence as not merely unjustified but immoral. It dismisses intuition, tradition, and personal experience as worthless, and it insists that evidential standards are universal and absolute. It is fundamentalist because it converts a methodological principle into an ethical absolute.
Fundamentalist Evidentialism Example: “He said that believing in love without a double‑blind study was ‘epistemically irresponsible.’ Fundamentalist evidentialism: measuring the heart with the tools of the lab.”

Fundamentalist Physicalism

A dogmatic physicalism that treats the non‑existence of the non‑physical as an a priori certainty rather than a working hypothesis. It rejects any evidence of mental causation or top‑down causality as impossible by definition, and it dismisses philosophical zombies and the hard problem as “language games.” It is fundamentalist in its refusal to examine its own metaphysical assumptions.

Example: “He insisted that consciousness is ‘obviously’ just brain activity, and that the hard problem is a ‘pseudoproblem.’ Fundamentalist physicalism: solving mysteries by denying they exist.”

Fundamentalist Reductionism

A thoroughgoing reductionism that treats explanation at higher levels as at best a convenience and at worst a deception. It holds that only the most fundamental level (e.g., particle physics) is real, and that all other sciences are mere shadows. It is fundamentalist in its zeal to eliminate levels, ignoring the successful autonomy of chemistry, biology, and psychology.

Example: “He claimed that ‘ultimately’ only quarks are real, and that tables and chairs are ‘illusions.’ Fundamentalist reductionism: sawing off the branch you’re sitting on.”
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