Eventism 

Saturday mornings at 0700am. Chatting absolute event drivel.

"man, dj smooth was full eventism this morning, chatting shit about picking djs as per"

Eventism by Smemes July 14, 2022

Eventist 

One who will not attend informal social events and/or events that do not bare historic or cultural importance.

Percy is an eventist - he said he CAN now come to our party since i've told him that it's for our engagement

Or

Rowena declined to join our family trip to Milnthorpe until I told her it was an annual thing, she's an eventist.

Eventist by WalterJ August 19, 2013

Evenism

The Belief / Practice Of Being Even; Treat Others How They Treat You.

I'm An Evenist I'll Treat You How You Treat Me.

I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.

Evenism by hllw September 1, 2021

Eventium 

The version 2.0 of the birthday or anniversary.

Person A: I'm turning 27 tomorrow!
Person B: You still celebrating birthdays? What are you, a boomer?
Person A: Huh?
Person B: When's your birthday?
Person A: February 27... 2000.
Person B: According to eventiumcalculator.com, you turn 1 billion seconds old on Thursday.
Person A: Whoa! Eventiums are way cooler than boomer birthdays. Where did you hear about them?
Person B: TikTok.
<laughter>

Eventium by Johnny Sprinkles May 10, 2025