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Eventist
One who will not attend informal social events and/or events that do not bare historic or cultural importance.
Eventium
Person A: I'm turning 27 tomorrow!
Person B: You still celebrating birthdays? What are you, a boomer?
Person A: Huh?
Person B: When's your birthday?
Person A: February 27... 2000.
Person B: According to eventiumcalculator.com, you turn 1 billion seconds old on Thursday.
Person A: Whoa! Eventiums are way cooler than boomer birthdays. Where did you hear about them?
Person B: TikTok.
<laughter>
Person B: You still celebrating birthdays? What are you, a boomer?
Person A: Huh?
Person B: When's your birthday?
Person A: February 27... 2000.
Person B: According to eventiumcalculator.com, you turn 1 billion seconds old on Thursday.
Person A: Whoa! Eventiums are way cooler than boomer birthdays. Where did you hear about them?
Person B: TikTok.
<laughter>
Eventium by Johnny Sprinkles May 10, 2025
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026