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Eventist 

One who will not attend informal social events and/or events that do not bare historic or cultural importance.
Percy is an eventist - he said he CAN now come to our party since i've told him that it's for our engagement

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Rowena declined to join our family trip to Milnthorpe until I told her it was an annual thing, she's an eventist.
Eventist by WalterJ August 19, 2013
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someone who always has to be even with the people around them.
my friends lady got hit in the chin with a soft air gun and denied the offer to shoot me back. so i shot myself. i am an evenist
evenist by jesef September 23, 2007
Related Words

eventity 

noun
1. A small event

plural - eventities
Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.
eventity by dylan May 13, 2005

Eventism 

Saturday mornings at 0700am. Chatting absolute event drivel.
"man, dj smooth was full eventism this morning, chatting shit about picking djs as per"
Eventism by Smemes July 14, 2022

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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