Evanist 

A small pin-sized hole used to urinate from. Commonly present when either genitalia is absent.

Evan Rauch is one of the few people to have a evanist.

Evanist by JakTheReeper April 15, 2009

evenist

someone who always has to be even with the people around them.

my friends lady got hit in the chin with a soft air gun and denied the offer to shoot me back. so i shot myself. i am an evenist

evenist by jesef September 23, 2007

Evaristo 

He comes off as innocent, kind, sweet, and shy, but caution. He is the biggest truest savage in existence. People with this name have no filters.

Friend 1: wanna play truth or dare?
Friend 2: yeah

Friend 1: I dare you to make out with Kevin.

Friend 2: damn Evaristo! You savage!!

Evaristo by PickaFury October 9, 2016

Evanisem

A man who wishes to be a plant

"I wish I was a plant since I have Evanisem"

Evanisem by A Friend of a Evan November 21, 2019

Evanston Wyoming 

A small town in the southwest corner of Wyoming of about 12,000. Only 3 miles from the Utah Border. A very nice small town even though all the people from Utah go there to buy Alcohol and Fireworks.

"I wish we could buy some beer and fireworks here." "Lets just go to Evanston Wyoming"

Evanston Wyoming by Steve57 January 23, 2008

Evanston Car Wash 

It’s when the upperclassmen on the Northwestern University football team lather themselves up in the team shower , then stand in close quarters at the entrance to said shower and make poor performing underclassmen squeeze through them naked to get in the shower.

Those poor freshmen football players at NU were forced to run the gauntlet through the Evanston Car Wash for several years under coach Fitzgerald.

Evanston Car Wash by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023

Evanit0 

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HOLY SHIT IT'S EVANIT0, THE MOST DOM OUT THERE!

Evanit0 by Twitch Vocab of the Day February 20, 2022