evanism

being evan, this is correct (above)
but it is not complete.
the correct definition is:
evanism - 1. a word used to describe a complicated idea with a simple set of logical steps. 2. also a complicated solution to a complicated problem, thus solving or fixing the problem while not actaully making it any easier to function. 3. lastly a complicated idea that solves an impossible problem (i.e. making a network of wormholes by collapsing a whole load of stars)with an incredibly overcomplicated well thought out order of complicated funcutions.

1. the duct tape net to a. go in the balloon collection net, b. to open and block the air, c. to pull out balloons.
2. this definition, evanism is a complicated idea and this is a complicated definition to describe the gravity of what is evan.
3. a wormhole network by collapsing stars and using their gravitational feilds to bend space-time in an attempt to make a dense enough enviroment for timetravel to happen in which case you travel back in time to an other location at the rate you are traveling forward thus time for you and all observers is slow even though you have traveled many light years. thus it really taking only seconds to get to the other side to the universe

evanism by evan kassof July 20, 2004

Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult based of being a different than everyone if someone likes something like valorant evanisms well make it their job to hate that video game and day another ones different not only this if they meet a girl and they start talking to them they well automatically start liking and listening too the girls music taste to relate with her

Bro this guy is being so different defiantly and evanism

Evanism by Yeuri June 6, 2022

Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult that legit based off on being different these guy if you like something they well find way to dislike it or say something bad about what you like these guys well talk to a girl and automatically like the girls music taste just to relate and they also become boy bestfriend with the cute girls so people will say "are yall dating" it makes him feel special

This guy being mad different right now defiantly i part of evanism

Evanism by Yeuri June 6, 2022

Evanism

Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.

“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”

Evanism by perfect asphalt June 8, 2025

Evanisem

A man who wishes to be a plant

"I wish I was a plant since I have Evanisem"

Evanisem by A Friend of a Evan November 21, 2019

evanium tequavious 

The sexiest most juicy throbbing thick milkshake ive every seen. He makes me nut at the look of him *moans* i love him. bUt sadly he wants daniel and him and I will forever be apart.

Evanium tequavious the third the fifty sixth cousin twice removed of the 78th son of the 46th prince of the 87th king of the north western side of south Nigeria, IS SUCH A HOTTIE.

evanium tequavious by BallsakDanel June 12, 2023

EvanSmithyBird 

A manz who want maria butt

Hey do you know evansmithybird? He want Maria butt

EvanSmithyBird by Niggafartman8372 January 3, 2020