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Evanistus is the name of a guy from America. He is incandescent and absolutely charming. But objectionally an introvert. It takes time for him to make real friends and even talk to people. Once he falls in love or if he thinks he did , he will either marry her or become a priest. His love for life is amazing. Mostly sadistic and loves travelling .

Ohh Albert Einstein was so Evanistus

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evanistus

Evanistus is usually a remarkable person. He is extremely caring and loving. He is an introvert. He loves music and good beats. making friends and socialising can be a hard task when it comes to him. He gives out some leadership quality and embraces every small blessing that comes in his life. being grateful isn't his forte, but will always help people in need.

Albert einstein is soo Evanistus .

evanistus by ILoveEvanistusfc November 24, 2021

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Evaristus

Evaristus is a kind guy who knows how to talk to the ladies and is usually offended when being talked about behind their back. Evaristus chooses to stay single so he can do what he likes with girls without being guilty.
He is of strong virtue and courage and is usually called 'Eva' (feminine), as opposed to 'Evra' (masculine).

He has a nice smile and is not afraid to stand up when being challenged

Clean up your room Evaristus

Evaristus by Happy mob May 8, 2021

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Evansussysauce

Evansussysauce is a name forbidden to be spoken of. They went missing for touching grass. A name/person never to be spoken, as it is forbid for all to dare mention his name

Person 1: Hey do you know Evansussysauce?
Person 1: We don't speak of them.

Evansussysauce by seek is<3 September 21, 2022

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EvanStuka

The best XO SOAR has ever had right next to xXxPussySlayer1910xXx, All people wish they were as good as EvanStuka so they talk crap behind his back.

Man I love EvanStuka, best XO ever.

EvanStuka by xXxPussySlayer1910xXx November 6, 2020

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EvanStuka

Best SOAR XO ever.

Man EvanStuka is the best XO ever.

EvanStuka by xXxPussySlayer1910xXx November 6, 2020

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Evanist

A small pin-sized hole used to urinate from. Commonly present when either genitalia is absent.

Evan Rauch is one of the few people to have a evanist.

Evanist by JakTheReeper April 15, 2009

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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