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evanistus 

Evanistus is the name of a guy from America. He is incandescent and absolutely charming. But objectionally an introvert. It takes time for him to make real friends and even talk to people. Once he falls in love or if he thinks he did , he will either marry her or become a priest. His love for life is amazing. Mostly sadistic and loves travelling .
Ohh Albert Einstein was so Evanistus
evanistus by anonymous November 24, 2021
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evanistus 

Evanistus is usually a remarkable person. He is extremely caring and loving. He is an introvert. He loves music and good beats. making friends and socialising can be a hard task when it comes to him. He gives out some leadership quality and embraces every small blessing that comes in his life. being grateful isn't his forte, but will always help people in need.
Albert einstein is soo Evanistus .
evanistus by ILoveEvanistusfc November 24, 2021

Evaristus 

Evaristus is a kind guy who knows how to talk to the ladies and is usually offended when being talked about behind their back. Evaristus chooses to stay single so he can do what he likes with girls without being guilty.
He is of strong virtue and courage and is usually called 'Eva' (feminine), as opposed to 'Evra' (masculine).

He has a nice smile and is not afraid to stand up when being challenged
Clean up your room Evaristus
Evaristus by Happy mob May 8, 2021

Evansussysauce 

Evansussysauce is a name forbidden to be spoken of. They went missing for touching grass. A name/person never to be spoken, as it is forbid for all to dare mention his name
Person 1: Hey do you know Evansussysauce?
Person 1: We don't speak of them.
Evansussysauce by seek is<3 September 21, 2022

EvanStuka 

Man EvanStuka is the best XO ever.
EvanStuka by xXxPussySlayer1910xXx November 6, 2020

EvanStuka 

The best XO SOAR has ever had right next to xXxPussySlayer1910xXx, All people wish they were as good as EvanStuka so they talk crap behind his back.
Man I love EvanStuka, best XO ever.
EvanStuka by xXxPussySlayer1910xXx November 6, 2020
A small pin-sized hole used to urinate from. Commonly present when either genitalia is absent.
Evan Rauch is one of the few people to have a evanist.
Evanist by JakTheReeper April 15, 2009
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