Evangel

A school in which the students are sent to the torture table. This table is called "Table One". The Racest Principal is know n for his stupidity and racism. He usually checks on the 7th and 8th grade classrooms to see who all he can send home. To sum it up, THE SCHOOL SUCKS ASS!

Boy,"Mommy! Where do bad people go when they die?"

Mother,"Evangel"

Evangel by The Truth Teller June 30, 2004

Evangel University

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.

Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.

Evangel University by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024

Neon Genesis Evangelion 

A psychological mind fuck disguised as a typical 90's mecha anime.

"Neon Genesis Evangelion ruined my sanity."

Neon Genesis Evangelion by AristocratsOfEvil May 28, 2018

Evangelion 

A anime that somehow makes people afterwards instantly depressed and into cum jokes.

Sam: Oh my god Evangelion is so sad, I am so depressed right now
Tony: Who the fuck cares Sam

Evangelion by theons April 25, 2021

Evangeline 

Evangeline is a outgoing girl who always puts her friends first. She has interest in most things, from Xbox, makeup and drawring,she likes it all! She is a very emotional person but doesn't show it to anyone. She is very shy when you first meet her, but once you gain her trust she will break out and become a funny, amazing person. Evangeline is a must need in any friend group, she will always try her best to cheer you up. Evangeline can sometimes be short-tempered but her friends can always make her smiley again. Always make friends with an Evangeline. Evangeline normally shortens to Evie.

Evangeline is a funny, amazing person

Evangeline by Ruby Miller November 24, 2018

evangelene 

Evangelene is a very funny person also a little bit wierd, she has a lot of friends but some she keeps closer then others. Evangelene loves watching movies but loves food more. She is beautiful and kind and tends to hide her feeling with a smile, evangelene is a great friend who will be there when you need her. She is very loving and loyal but she is stubborn if you know an evangelene don't let her go it will be one of your greatest mistakes in life. Evangelene Is caring sensitive and needs reassurance that you wont leave her when times are rough,evangelene will say she is fine when she is not and she will use any excuse not to talk about her feelings. If you know an evangelene your one lucky person

Evangelene is a little crazy but loves food

evangelene by Friend2424 May 20, 2020

Evangelina 

Evangelina means 'The rose of the desert', it's from an old country song by Hoyt Axton

I can tell that you love her
By the look in your eyes, now.
She's the rose of the desert
In old Mexico
Evangelina, I miss you so
Hoyt Axton 1938 - 1999

Evangelina by Carpet DM February 16, 2021