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Evangeli 

Someone who is amazazing, funny, likes to talk, and have a good time. They are usually short, but their personality makes up for it. She always knows how to make people laugh, but likes to steal IDs so watch ya back. Someone that no one could possibly hate and everybody loves. Likes tall, white, sporty guys. Ex. Eli Manning. But also might become a nun. Also she likes when people say "Hey girlfriend," *wrist flip thingy* The most hilarious incredible person eva!!
Bigfoot: OMG I love that girl!!

Eli: I know right? She's a total Evangeli!
Evangeli by Hey Girlfriend June 28, 2009
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Neon Genesis Evangelion 

A psychological mind fuck disguised as a typical 90's mecha anime.
"Neon Genesis Evangelion ruined my sanity."

Evangelion 

A anime that somehow makes people afterwards instantly depressed and into cum jokes.
Sam: Oh my god Evangelion is so sad, I am so depressed right now
Tony: Who the fuck cares Sam
Evangelion by theons April 25, 2021

Evangeline 

Evangeline is a outgoing girl who always puts her friends first. She has interest in most things, from Xbox, makeup and drawring,she likes it all! She is a very emotional person but doesn't show it to anyone. She is very shy when you first meet her, but once you gain her trust she will break out and become a funny, amazing person. Evangeline is a must need in any friend group, she will always try her best to cheer you up. Evangeline can sometimes be short-tempered but her friends can always make her smiley again. Always make friends with an Evangeline. Evangeline normally shortens to Evie.
Evangeline is a funny, amazing person
Evangeline by Ruby Miller November 24, 2018

evangelene 

Evangelene is a very funny person also a little bit wierd, she has a lot of friends but some she keeps closer then others. Evangelene loves watching movies but loves food more. She is beautiful and kind and tends to hide her feeling with a smile, evangelene is a great friend who will be there when you need her. She is very loving and loyal but she is stubborn if you know an evangelene don't let her go it will be one of your greatest mistakes in life. Evangelene Is caring sensitive and needs reassurance that you wont leave her when times are rough,evangelene will say she is fine when she is not and she will use any excuse not to talk about her feelings. If you know an evangelene your one lucky person
Evangelene is a little crazy but loves food
evangelene by Friend2424 May 20, 2020

Evangelina 

Evangelina means 'The rose of the desert', it's from an old country song by Hoyt Axton
I can tell that you love her
By the look in your eyes, now.
She's the rose of the desert
In old Mexico
Evangelina, I miss you so
Hoyt Axton 1938 - 1999
Evangelina by Carpet DM February 16, 2021

Evangelina 

A beautiful, smart, outgoing girl. Evangelina is the funniest, caring girl that you'll ever meet. She can get mad at you from time to time but you can never stay mad at her. She is just amazing and cute. Most guys will fall for her and try something with her but she'll deny the fact that someone wants her. Evangelina will usually fall for someone that loves their family.
James: I just fall for Evangelina more and more each day man!

Adam: I know man, she's beautiful and I love talking to her.
Evangelina by xxemleexx February 19, 2015
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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