evac 

Evacuate;
To make a hasty retreat when getting owned or ganked;

to pussy out of a fair fight;

Taht bitch wigz all he dies is aoe snare and evac.

evac by fehk November 16, 2003

Evac ejac 

When you evacuate the pussy right before blowing your load.

Mom: you better of evac ejacd last night I don’t need any kids runnin round this house

Evac ejac by Swaggy P jr April 22, 2018

Anal Evac

when having rough anal intercourse, pull out quickly, as the anus has no time to close, leading in your partner shitting everywhere

Dude, this girls was totally a bitch, so I gave her the anal evac.

Anal Evac by Pirate Of The East December 13, 2007

double evac 

when youre super drunk and you are puking while peeing/crapping yourself at the same time

dude, can i use your parents bathroom some kid is double evac'ing in this one

double evac by spizm February 26, 2010

ejac & evac 

When you blow your load and have to get out REAL quick.

Alright babe, I'll come over for a quickie but I gotta get to work so its ejac & evac or it ain't happenin'.

ejac & evac by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018

Quick Evac 

The act of blowing a fart while standing, opening up the fly on your jeans, and sitting rapidly to make the stench exit out of the fly into your own face for maximum enjoyment

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Quick Evac by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008

triple evac 

when youre drunk and you are puking, peeing, AND crapping yourself at the same time

holy crap! you better clean up your bathroom dude, someone triple evac'd so bad it looks like a jackson pollack painting

triple evac by spizm February 26, 2010