Evaculation

The act or process of going to an area when everyone is evacuating so you can loot the area.

We came out here to experience the weather. We heard about the evaculation going on but we came out here to experience the weather.

by BernardBeerman September 18, 2017

Evaculation

The use of a natural disaster to find horny girls.

I'm headed down to Miami cause I heard there's an evaculation going on.

by DaRealDBlock September 12, 2017

Evaculation

Sticking around in a Category 5 hurricane zone to pick up a few pairs of sweet sneaks.

We heard about all the evaculation going on, but we wanted to redistribute some sneaks from The Foot Locker.

by Joel1983 October 03, 2017

Evaculation

(ee-Vak-u-lay-shun) n. To leave a place well after the designated time (late) to vacate.

"They told us the bar closed at 2am, but we didn't start our Evaculation until 3:30am player."

by League of Urban Translators September 12, 2017

Evaculation

Having to escape from a burning building while makin' sweet sexual love.

Dude, me and Elise were totally bangin' in the abandoned warehouse down by the lake last night, and then it totally caught fire so there was some serious evaculation going on.

by Chuckles McButtButter November 21, 2010

Evaculation

Evaculation! The art of ejaculating faster than a fire extinguisher.

Example: cumming too fast

Evaculation was incredibly fast, the disappointment in her eyes was real !

She was so incredible; I evacuated all over her ....

by Floss August 31, 2019

evaculate

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.

After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005