Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.
It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.
by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020
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tree fugger

A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.
My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.
by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018
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sexecuted

The act of execution via sex, generally reserved for people who are concicted of sex crimes and are eligible for the death penalty. Similar to death by sex. a.k.a. Snu Snu or Bango Bango
The serial rapist & murderer was Sexecuted Thursday at 12:14 AM via a train of 100 of his fellow prison inmates.
by AmadeuS469 December 05, 2019
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horizontal refreshments

Slang for Sex.
Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.
by AmadeuS469 July 02, 2018
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clintessential

A quintessential thing that happens with the teflon suaveness of the Clintons.
He was facing numerous high level charges but his top dollar lawyer was clintessential for getting him off on probation.
by AmadeuS469 June 27, 2018
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.
by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022
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zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".
You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?
by AmadeuS469 July 09, 2018
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