Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

by AmadeuS469 October 25, 2023

zoolenial

People born on the cusp between Millennials & Zoomers.

Our Zoolenial company CTO still has a Gen 2 iPod Nano.

by AmadeuS469 June 11, 2023

Kachoonablast

When you sneeze or cough and unexpectedly, simultaneously flatulate.

Between that baked bean salad and the pollen count I nearly kachoonablasted a hole in my pants.

by AmadeuS469 June 20, 2016

Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.

It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.

by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020

sexecuted

The act of execution via sex, generally reserved for people who are concicted of sex crimes and are eligible for the death penalty. Similar to death by sex. a.k.a. Snu Snu or Bango Bango

The serial rapist & murderer was Sexecuted Thursday at 12:14 AM via a train of 100 of his fellow prison inmates.

by AmadeuS469 December 06, 2019

self pleasurevation

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.

My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

Blasticuffs

A fisticuffs between 2 or more persons that ends in a shootout.

I heard on the news that there was just a Blasticuffs down on 3rd & Main.

by AmadeuS469 March 10, 2021