tree fugger

A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.

My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.

It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.

by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020

sexecuted

The act of execution via sex, generally reserved for people who are concicted of sex crimes and are eligible for the death penalty. Similar to death by sex. a.k.a. Snu Snu or Bango Bango

The serial rapist & murderer was Sexecuted Thursday at 12:14 AM via a train of 100 of his fellow prison inmates.

by AmadeuS469 December 5, 2019

whacko tobacco

A high society term for whacky tabaccy. E.g. marijuana.

Thurston Prescott has been kicked out of the Bushwood Yacht Club for smoking the whacko tobacco.

by AmadeuS469 November 28, 2024

quarantainment

The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.

Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.

by AmadeuS469 March 21, 2020

Impedimentary

That which causes an impediment to something. An obstacle or block needed to be overcome.

His steroid use caused sterility & was impedimentary to the conceiving of a child.

by AmadeuS469 June 11, 2022

Scrabble Blindness

Synonym for Target Fixation: Where you become so focused on one thing you inadvertently ignore the rest, usually to your detriment.

He had 3 playable words right there in front of his face but he obviously didn't see them because he was so busy trying to use high point value letters that he lost the Scrabble game due to Scrabble Blindness.

by AmadeuS469 October 27, 2019