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Verb: To do a line of Cocane while jerking off to pictures of import golf equipment.
I saw the new Tourstage and couldn't stop my self from Eumiring
Eumir by r337 February 16, 2004
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Eumoirous 

Happiness due to being honest. A nice word that makes you feel happy when you say it and think about it because it's a good thing.
I have eumoirous. (I have happiness due to being honest)
Eumoirous by AshBby May 22, 2017
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She is he most sassiest girl ever! She sometimes can be rude but her heart is made outta gold. She will never hurt a single soul.
Dang Esmira ur soo nice
Thanks😊
esmira by I am a nerd April 9, 2017

United Arab Emirates A-Bomb 

When one consumes a gargantuan amount of chicken wings, causing them to release a fecal dump larger than the United Arab Emirates.
Hey, I heard Abby got fired from Ronzio's for dropping multiple United Arab Emirates A-Bombs during her shift.

Emirates national school 

It’s a decent school with good education, the girls section is filled with chmaks, lesbians and snakes, all they do is share your secrets with everyone, spread rumors about people and get into fights about the dumbest things but other than that you’ll find some sweet people there
Oh your from emirates national school? Yeah I can tell from that jacket your wearing
Emira is a girl, who would always be there for you and would never let you down, just like the meaning of her name "leader or princess! She is the most optimistic, funny, loveable person you'll ever find. Emira loves to try new things and will always be ready to go on an adventure. She dreams of taking over the world and is very confident of herself in everything she does. She has one unique personality, no one ever holds and is very particular about her coffee orders. If you ever find an Emira,never let her go because there are very few people like her and they are hard to let go of.
If you need someone to boost your confidence up, Emira is one call away.
emira by dictionarygal123 June 9, 2019

Elmira, New York 

If it weren't for the prison industry, and the trash shipped into our landfill, this town would have died long ago. Good bye high paying factory jobs, jazz clubs, social outlets and simple pride. Hello psych center rejects, crack heads, criminals, relocated prison families and self serving conservative politicians. Drive right by this fucking hell hole. Visit Corning or Ithaca where you won't feel guilty for wasting your time and money. Where else would they tear down the Langdon Mansion and install a fucking strip mall, then have the balls to claim Mark Twain as their own. The most backward thinking town I have ever lived in. Those painting a prettier picture of this god forsaken place are deluded at best. If you MUST stop, take a shit on Main Street, it won't be noticed.
While vacationing in the Finger Lakes...

Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?

Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.

Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.
Elmira, New York by meme1956 April 7, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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