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emirablightswife 

was an amazing mutual to have until i found out they’re tall than me. I’m still kinda recovering from that but they’re cool and really down bad for lapis. Honestly i really like them and recommend you to be mutuals with them.. HOLD UP- I JUST SAW TWILIGHT X MORDECAI ON THEIR PAGE i’m unmutuling.
emirablightswife: kinda gay
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emirablightswife 

emirablightswife Is a very cool tiktokker, they love Emira Blight from the show “The Owl House

They are a very cool lesbian.
Hey, did you know about the tiktokker emirablightswife?”
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emirablightswife 

emirablightswife is THE best tiktok creator out there. they are better than you.
is emira blight single?
no, shes married to emirablightswife.
i love emirablightswife theyre the best tiktoker in the history of forever!

emirablightswife 

a lesbian who constantly questions their sexuality. also canonically emira blights wife.
someone: emirablightswife

me: has a piss kink /j
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026