emirablightswife 

was an amazing mutual to have until i found out they’re tall than me. I’m still kinda recovering from that but they’re cool and really down bad for lapis. Honestly i really like them and recommend you to be mutuals with them.. HOLD UP- I JUST SAW TWILIGHT X MORDECAI ON THEIR PAGE i’m unmutuling.

emirablightswife: kinda gay

emirablightswife by piecks lovely wife August 8, 2021

emirablightswife 

emirablightswife Is a very cool tiktokker, they love Emira Blight from the show “The Owl House”

They are a very cool lesbian.

“Hey, did you know about the tiktokker emirablightswife?”

emirablightswife by AnnaLovesMonika August 8, 2021

emirablightswife 

emirablightswife is THE best tiktok creator out there. they are better than you.

is emira blight single?
no, shes married to emirablightswife.
i love emirablightswife theyre the best tiktoker in the history of forever!

emirablightswife by holefornebula August 8, 2021

emirablightswife 

a lesbian who constantly questions their sexuality. also canonically emira blights wife.

someone: emirablightswife

me: has a piss kink /j

emirablightswife by cupkakke_official August 11, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019