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Ethion is an enigma confusing to most, even to himself. He's a lost ]soul] in the world of this caliber of chaos.

With no clue as to what love is, confusing it for lust at momentous times.

Ethion falls in love to fast, wears his heart over his sleeve, tries too hard to impress others

Ethion loves all, but is not loved at all
"Ethion, you mean that dumb ass?!"
Ethion by B# May 25, 2018
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Ethiopia 

Unique among African countries, the ancient Ethiopian monarchy maintained its freedom from colonial rule.
did you know coffee orginated from Ethiopia in a region called KEFA?
Ethiopia by Yordanos Kidanemariam February 14, 2005

Ethiopia 

The gem of Africa and also home to most of the world's coffee.
I luv Ethiopia!!!
Ethiopia by Paneer Tikka Masala December 31, 2019

Ethiopia 

A large, landlocked country in East Africa, home to a population of about 100 million people. People from Ethiopia are called Ethiopians. The official language is Amharic, although there are approximately 87 other languages spoken in the country.
Our last trip to Ethiopia was amazing!
Ethiopia by Nasor6221 February 3, 2015

ethiopia 

Perhaps the oldest independent nation on the planet. Home to an ancient monarchy that desended from the son of the Queen of Sheba and King Solomon.Speaking from a native Texans point of view it's one of the most beautiful and the most mysterious place i've ever been to (i've been to the capital Addis Ababa four times). I like it so much i'm purchasing a home there.
Addis Ababa the capital of Ethiopia is a city with a population of around four to five million inhabatants, that is constantly improving and reinventing itself just like any American city.
ethiopia by KDL November 21, 2006
A man that looks like sid from ice age who we all know weres a Thong
Ethong soltys is gay
Ethong by ETHONG IS GAY April 15, 2019

Ethiopian paratrooper

A turd, a firm stool.
I've just had the 4 minute warning, I'd better go and drop some Ethiopian paratroopers off at the pool otherwise I'm going to soil my strides.