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Ethiopian 

A country that never been colonized by any country in the world. It's a country that defeated Italian fascist,turkey ... etc. A country where coffee bean first found, the world's second country to accept Christianity, a black country which many European country hate it cuz they bit a s***t out of those invaders, a country where you find the most beautiful women that a human mind can imagine ,a place where the air itself would be inhaled like food unlike most people think - desert, a home of 79 million people , the land of the braves, a country which its names stated more than 13 times in the bible , and so on and on.... Wikipedia ethiopia and know the fact more. So please don't be an echo find the true history doing your own good research.
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ethiopian 

you are so hott just like an Ethiopian
ethiopian by abush June 29, 2007

ethiopian 

raw eat meating fiends that would humans if able
are you ethiopian”
“yes”
find help🙏🏾”
ethiopian by oromia4ever March 22, 2023

Ethiopian paratrooper

I've just had the 4 minute warning, I'd better go and drop some Ethiopian paratroopers off at the pool otherwise I'm going to soil my strides.

Ethiopian Boredom Dance 

Another phrase that means sex. As heard on Drawn Together in season 3 episode 11.
Foxxy: Now why come I can't stop doing the Ethiopian Boredom Dance.

Ethiopian kids 

They have it so much harder than the rest of Africa. They're practically Indian because all they're parents care about are GRADES. If they get lower than B+ BAM THEY ARE SCRWEDDDDD. Ethiopia is so different from the rest of Africa.
Ethiopian Kids: Hey tom i got whopped last night.
Indian: Omg samee my parents were pissed at my grades.
Asian: I got beat too, my parents were mad at my A-
White kid: yea...I got my blackberry and Iphone 4 and Ipad taken away... I'm really sad..
Ethiopian, Indian and Asian: SHUT UP WHITE BOY

Ethiopian Bubble Bath 

The act of farting in a mud puddle - the poor man's take on first world bubble cleansing.
"Who needs plumbing when I can share an ethiopian bubble bath with my bitch"