Ethian

Very haha funny

smart in math but has some problems with actually turning the work in for other classes
:

p1: “ethian is so funny”
p2: “yeah and so are his grades”
(/j ethian it’s ok}

by Ethian February 20, 2022

Ethian

Someone who is sexy af and smart, also used to describe hot people. He is someone that you try to look away from but you always have to glance at him. He can get every girl if he wants.

P1: Look at him over there
P2: I know right he's so Ethian

by AngelGirl;) May 24, 2022

ethian

a boy and/or girl who is totally nooby wooby in life

he/she are mostly friend with the opsite gender.

the name ethian is also used for when someone is/does something stupid

girl 1 : ugh did you see her clothes ?
girl 2: yes so ethian.

by sugargirl7 February 25, 2017

Ethian

Someone who is dumb as fuck fucking ugly and fucking stupid FUCK YOU ETHIAN YOIR FUCKING GAY and he doesnt get girls :)

ETHIANS A BITCH

by Rimzyツ September 5, 2019

Wet Ethan

Wet Willie's creepy uncle. When someone simulates intercourse with their tongue and your ear canal.

I brought this guy home the other night. We started fooling around, but he gave me a Wet Ethan. So i asked him politely, yet firmly to leave.

by mmmeowmixxx May 3, 2019

Ethan Dolan

BOIIIII DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PERFECTION THAT IS ETHAN DOLAN
Dark, luscious hair, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, jawline has more structure than your life
Tall AF, fine AF, DADDY AF

Has an obsession with small things, loves to adventure and be in nature
Humor is 10/10, definitely the better twi-
Ethan Dolans are intimidating the one moment and cute lil beans the next (will definitely leave you shook).
Protect them at all costs because they're always there for you.

Was once a famous viner but now a famous youtuber

Loves to make the Dolan stans swerve lanes

Girl 1:"Omg who is that MANS over there?"
Girl 2:"Oh him? That's Ethan Dolan"

by Fangirl15678 November 6, 2016

ethan dolan

The sexiest male on the planet

Girl #1: damn look at that guy. With his big biceps, 6 pac and fine ass booty

Girl #2: that's Ethan Dolan. AKA my future husband

by I hate pineapples February 28, 2016