Ethan Knowles aka 'The Fat Cunt of Walney' is known for his sheer size of a whopping 50 Stone! He can usually be found on the 'courts' on North Walney or in the bushes bumming Paige Ramsey, with his 1 inch weapon. (Sometimes even Tianna Clark and Chardonay get amongst it with them)
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
The bestguy in the whole world. Caring, strong, and HILARIOUS. One of the funniest people to be around. No matter what mood your in, this person is sure to cheer you up! Oh yeah! Did I mention sexy?
He has a grandpa with one leg, he's never seen a white girl twerk . quag mayor 2024 . He's in that racist boyband and called the kkk or something idk . Ethan will show u his balls for 4$.