Etamin 

Etamin nuts

"Did you know if was actually Etamin, not Brutus, who stabbed Caesar?"
"No, who was Etamin?"
"Etamin nuts."

Etamin by Sugondese Linguist March 2, 2020

Etain 

An old Irish name, meaning 'shining star.' You cannot find a more accurate definition then that because not all Etains are the same, you could not find a definition here that defines all Etains. Nuff said.

My best friend is called Etain.

Etain by Odd Girl Out September 17, 2012

Crammin for examin 

To either study or have sex to relieve test street.

Leo and Patty are off to West Hall to do some crammin for examin '

Crammin for examin by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

etaoin shrdlu 

A nonsensical set of letters that would occasionally appear in newspapers, books, etc. (in the days of hard-set type in publishing). Often assumed to be gibberish Latin. A nonsensical phrase.

Linotype machines had these letters in two rows of 6, in their approximate order of frequency in the English language. Supposedly, lino operators would test their machines by running their fingers down the rows, or use the letters to indicate an error in the typesetting, and occasionally would forget to remove the "phrase" from the piece they were typesetting, and was not uncommon to see printed in newspapers of the day. It appeared often enough that it came to the notice of the general populace, and Walt Kelly even named a character in his comic strip "Pogo" Etaoin Shrdlu. It has also appeared- purposefully- in works of fiction and literature.

(as a "practice run") etaoin shrdlu Today the Queen of England....

(as an error demarcation) Today teh QUeen etaolin shrdlu

etaoin shrdlu by SG Fan October 31, 2004

Etain 

Etain gets hangers stuck on her neck because her brain is really big so her head is too big to get it of her #bigbrainEtain #hangernecktimes #biggestbrain #weallloveetain

wow Anna is a real etain her brain is sooooo big

Etain by hanger head June 11, 2020

IGCSE Mock Examinations 

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"

IGCSE Mock Examinations by guy that sat the IGCSE mocks April 15, 2009

Elamine 

Elamine is the most charming male to have ever lived on earth, when a girl makes eye contact with him, she becomes so wet she could singlehandedly solve the droughts in Africa.

Elamine m9wd

Elamine by Adhdamn August 17, 2021