estranged 

ESTRANGE implies the development of indifference or hostility with consequent
separation or divorcement <his estranged wife>. ...

Pamela Anderson's estranged husband is such a looser for letting that hottie get away.

estranged by luisjedi September 10, 2008

estranged zone

a place worse than the friend zone. It's the place guys go when they cross the line of friendship and the girl isn't interested. Instead of simply going back into the friend zone, he goes to a place where he's almost avoided at all costs no matter how good of a "friend " he was before. He becomes less than a stranger perhaps not even receiving a greeting in public. It's more awkward being around her since she will always have in the back of her mind these "feelings" the guy now has she "never" knew about that she doesn't want to contribute to. If she truly didn't know, she didn't do anything but be herself. Thus her lack of comfort or excessive concern for not being misleading is completely unfounded and often becomes more annoying than anything. If this happens to you, call the girl's bluff of "let's just be friends" by initially being available but gradually if not suddenly no longer going out your way to do anything for her and NOT initiating contact with her. Let her miss the "good friend" she had after she dates some more jerks who probably spared you their problem. It's not a fun place to be but pays off wnen this same "friend" is still single well into her 30s complaining about how a "good man" is hard to find. Meanwhile, you've moved on to your happily ever after knowing that you was that "good man" she passed on.

Note: Nothing wrong with being a single woman in her 30s. The issue is with "complaining" about the lack of good men since many "good men" fell into the "nice guy" or "jaf" category years earlier.

You still in the friend zone with that chick?

Nah, even worse. I'm in the estranged zone. She only calls me when she's arguing with her boyfriend. Other than that, she avoids me like the plague.

estranged zone by Doublestuff December 9, 2008

estranged code baby 

Code that someone wrote that they no longer work on, but when they are around it they have strong feelings of ownership, love, or regret.

Him: I was doing a code review for a co-worker today and realized that he was working on the same code I wrote several months ago. I didn't really remember the code, but I felt something very familiar about it.
Me: It's a little estranged code baby!

estranged code baby by zhunt11 March 2, 2017

Estranged Uncle

A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.

Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".

"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."

or

On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.

Estranged Uncle by someguyfromabbotsford August 4, 2009

Estranged Turkish Turtleshell 

It means your hairline is built like a turtles shell pattern

“Your hairline is receding so bad you look like an Estranged Turkish Turtleshell

Estranged Turkish Turtleshell by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

the estranged collective

A collective of online gamers (and people who try) who play many games, including VC, SoF2, Doom3 and CSS. We like to smoke a lot of weed and drink exessive amounts of alcohol.

can i join tec? ooh can i can i? please please pleas?

no, feck off tbh

the estranged collective by Angelfire June 22, 2005

Perpendicular Estranged Retard 

pretty self explanatory

(saj made this phrase)

omg zahra you Perpendicular Estranged Retard

Perpendicular Estranged Retard by sajkmt June 13, 2022