Essery 

A silver tongued person, who uses said instrument in more ways then just speaking.

I met a Essery that sweet talked me into having sex and when he went down on me it was heavenly.

Essery by sdalby August 26, 2014

Jimmy Essery 

That kid that pretends to be autistic in your year but he just uses it to cover-up the fact that's he's actually a podophile and will message every kid 3 years younger than him that he can get his dirty hands in.

Dont go acting like Jimmy Essery

Jimmy Essery by CheeseyModder July 11, 2021

Esser 

Most homosexual guy to grace planet earth

Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"

Esser by Whomst would've June 10, 2019

Owen Esser 

Most beautiful and sexy man ever

Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)

Man owen esser pulls all the ladies

Owen Esser by Joseph.1234 December 3, 2022

Essaryism 

A pervasive disease contracted by anyone whom comes into daily contact with a full-blooded Essary. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: nervous ticks, Tourette's-like swearing, uncontrollable wincing whenever a person of ethnic origin enters the room, severe and irrational homophobia, misogynistic tendencies (usually only directed at ones spouse or the cashier at Mrs. Winters)

Man 1:"That cocksucking blue-hair cut me off in traffic! What a wore out old bitch! I had to give her two slaps across the fuckin mouth!"

Man 2: "Wow, dude. You really have a severe case of essaryism. You should have a doctor check that out."

Essaryism by Elwood4262 October 25, 2007

Essey 

A stud chad

Damn look at that nigga Essey go, I wish I was him

Essey by Rinoxxt June 28, 2021

esserz 

A desise in which ones anus turnes bright green and procedes to fall off

Ah jaysus johnny i have an auful dose of Esserz
For fuck sake, Have you been fucking goats again?

esserz by CRUSTYNOB15 May 19, 2018