Esser

Most homosexual guy to grace planet earth

Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"

by Whomst would've June 10, 2019

Esser

A person who literally sounds like a snake, as in their 'S', 'SH', 'TH', and 'T's all sound like they have been amped up to the point of which your ears bleed.

person 1 "Mrs. Gunther, you know your an esser, right?"
Mrs. Gunther "Jesssssssssssssssssssssica I don'ts undersssssssssssssssssttssand whatttsss you are ttttsssrying tssso ssssssssay, butsss you need tssso gettsss back tsso your ssssssssssssssssseat and sssssshhhut up."

by I hate weaboos September 30, 2017

Owen Esser

Most beautiful and sexy man ever

Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)

Man owen esser pulls all the ladies

by Joseph.1234 December 3, 2022

Noah Esser

A very good looking cool dude

Hey, that dude is a Noah Esser

by Snapple2DaPeach November 2, 2021

The Esser

when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead

I gave the kid the esser

by Ultimate Clappage January 23, 2015

Dirty Esser

Using your Feces and spreading them on a piece of Toast and make your dad eat you feces toast

I just gave my dad a Dirty Esser the other day

by Cheese and cereal May 16, 2022

esmeralda

Esmeralda has she special in many ways, to her beautiful looks or her goofiness that brings laughter to others. But when you look into her eyes it’s like no other, as she has the most beautiful eyes you’ll ever see an how she makes others feel special with there every need. Esmeralda puts an smile on people’s face with out even knowing it, as her happiness an beauty ain’t like no other, as su belleza me vuelve loca. Shes an beast on field an off the field, she plays like the best because she is the best, best at soccer best rowing, an best at knowing that she has an place in this world. she thinks positive in the day an in the night an spreads it to others with in her sight. she’s the one, the one to careful as she’s your special one that you gotta fight for. Esmeralda as an heart like no other, an one day be an amazing mother. Keep your esmeralda nice an tight don’t let her go as she is definitely worth the fight.

esmee your beautiful an worth it all, thank you for your happiness to yourself an others, read this when times are down as you shall know your worth is priceless an shall not be let down:)

- your stalker :)

“dam guys esmeralda is hot af”

by THE TRUE ONE 123 December 9, 2021