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Most homosexual guy to grace planet earth
Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"
Esser by Whomst would've June 10, 2019
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A person who literally sounds like a snake, as in their 'S', 'SH', 'TH', and 'T's all sound like they have been amped up to the point of which your ears bleed.
person 1 "Mrs. Gunther, you know your an esser, right?"
Mrs. Gunther "Jesssssssssssssssssssssica I don'ts undersssssssssssssssssttssand whatttsss you are ttttsssrying tssso ssssssssay, butsss you need tssso gettsss back tsso your ssssssssssssssssseat and sssssshhhut up."
Esser by I hate weaboos September 30, 2017
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Owen Esser 

Most beautiful and sexy man ever

Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)
Man owen esser pulls all the ladies
Owen Esser by Joseph.1234 December 3, 2022

Noah Esser 

A very good looking cool dude
Hey, that dude is a Noah Esser
Noah Esser by Snapple2DaPeach November 2, 2021

The Esser 

when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead
The Esser by Ultimate Clappage January 23, 2015

Dirty Esser 

Using your Feces and spreading them on a piece of Toast and make your dad eat you feces toast
I just gave my dad a Dirty Esser the other day
Esmeralda has she special in many ways, to her beautiful looks or her goofiness that brings laughter to others. But when you look into her eyes it’s like no other, as she has the most beautiful eyes you’ll ever see an how she makes others feel special with there every need. Esmeralda puts an smile on people’s face with out even knowing it, as her happiness an beauty ain’t like no other, as su belleza me vuelve loca. Shes an beast on field an off the field, she plays like the best because she is the best, best at soccer best rowing, an best at knowing that she has an place in this world. she thinks positive in the day an in the night an spreads it to others with in her sight. she’s the one, the one to careful as she’s your special one that you gotta fight for. Esmeralda as an heart like no other, an one day be an amazing mother. Keep your esmeralda nice an tight don’t let her go as she is definitely worth the fight.

esmee your beautiful an worth it all, thank you for your happiness to yourself an others, read this when times are down as you shall know your worth is priceless an shall not be let down:)

- your stalker :)
dam guys esmeralda is hot af
esmeralda by THE TRUE ONE 123 December 9, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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