esserz 

A desise in which ones anus turnes bright green and procedes to fall off

Ah jaysus johnny i have an auful dose of Esserz
For fuck sake, Have you been fucking goats again?

esserz by CRUSTYNOB15 May 19, 2018

Esser 

Most homosexual guy to grace planet earth

Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"

Esser by Whomst would've June 10, 2019

Owen Esser 

Most beautiful and sexy man ever

Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)

Man owen esser pulls all the ladies

Owen Esser by Joseph.1234 December 3, 2022

Jimmy Essery 

That kid that pretends to be autistic in your year but he just uses it to cover-up the fact that's he's actually a podophile and will message every kid 3 years younger than him that he can get his dirty hands in.

Dont go acting like Jimmy Essery

Jimmy Essery by CheeseyModder July 11, 2021

Noah Esser 

A very good looking cool dude

Hey, that dude is a Noah Esser

Noah Esser by Snapple2DaPeach November 2, 2021

The Esser 

when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead

I gave the kid the esser

The Esser by Ultimate Clappage January 23, 2015

Essery 

A silver tongued person, who uses said instrument in more ways then just speaking.

I met a Essery that sweet talked me into having sex and when he went down on me it was heavenly.

Essery by sdalby August 26, 2014