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the best friend that you wish you had. he has the most random humor and will always know how to make you smile if you're down. at first he seem a little intimidating but once you get to know him you would never want to let him out of your life. he cares a lot about other people and always puts people above him. you can be 100% comfortable with him cuz he doesn't judge people and will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin.
Aye, is that your bestie esmond?

Yeah, he's my ride or die
esmond by itsmewspwityou June 28, 2019
Loves Doraemon, fruity cider and corn. Takekoputaa!

Also hates cats, sardine, fruits with 'fruits' in their name and slimy/bitter vegetables.
Esmond? My Ai Ai? Yeah, he's busy with library duties right now...
Esmond by TM006 November 22, 2021

Adrian Edmondson 

One of the funniest guys in the world. Probably best known for his television show Bottom, he commonly appears alongside Rik Mayall, who's also fucking halarious. He's married to Jennifer Saunders, who's probably the funniest woman I have ever seen.
Ava: Hey, did you catch Bottom last night?
Vivian: No, I missed it! I need my Adrian Edmondson fix, or I'll die, slowly and painfully.
Adrian Edmondson by freddy2fan April 29, 2008

Edmonds-Woodway 

When Edmonds highschool and Woodway highschool combined, it became Edmonds-Woodway. Rivals with Meadowdale, the school most commonly called 'Edway' or 'E-Dub' is known for their school spirit and amazingly good sports teams. EWHS's mascot is the warrior. Most students go to the surrounding fast-food places such as dairy queen, burger king, starbucks, and in fall 2011 dick's burgers. Edmonds-Woodway is legendary because of alumni Anna Faris, Kevin Forrest, and Michael DeRosier. Anyone living in the Seattle Suburbs has heard of this school.
Person one: Did you see the Edmonds-Woodway game?

Person two: Yeah! That school's teams are beast!
Edmonds-Woodway by Mfrosh April 3, 2011

esmonding 

What Esmond does.
Esmond, stop esmonding!
esmonding by Divisional Board August 22, 2011
Edmonds are usually sophisticated and sensitive human beings with good foresight and uncanny abilities to predict the future. They are generally exceptional kissers and dynamite in the sack. They are also responsible and good cooks. When they see what they want, they just go get it.
"I need some advice - I need to go see an Edmond"

"Oooh, that Edmond sure can kiss!"

"I need an Edmond to make me dinner."
Edmond by Roo!!!! February 4, 2010
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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