Esepa 

Cool as fuck, brilliant, sexy, perfection.

"See how sexy is that Esepa, wow, just...grrr"

Esepa by NoSoyEsepa June 14, 2013

Raúl Esparza 

Raúl Eduardo Esparza (born October 24, 1970) is a Broadway, film, and TV actor. Very attractive and extremely talented. Sings, acts, and dances. Has tons of tumblr fangirls and managed to make and extremely disgusting character (Frederick Chilton) into a fan favorite. His voice is probably what heaven sounds like. He's Cuban-American and his Spanish is gorgeous. He's also known for his impressive talent of growing a beard. He's bisexual.
Known for:
Bobby in Company.
Jonas Nightengale in Leap of Faith.
Frederick Chilton in Hannibal.
ADA Rafael Barba in Law and Order: SVU.
Nevada Ramirez in Trouble in the Heights.
And tons of other roles go check out his imdb page.

Beth: omg Raúl Esparza is so hot and talented.
Mary: I know right, I wanna have his babies.

Raúl Esparza by spoopygurl May 26, 2014

D'espairsRay 

An AWESOMETASTIC J-Rock band formed September 9, 1999 by Karyu, the guitarist, after the bassist got him ridiculously hammered. The band has had a number of successes, including several tours in Europe and joining the RTOC tour in 2008 with a bunch of ghei bands, WAY beneath their level. D'espairsRay will be celebrating their 10-year-anniversary this year, hopefully unlike the last, in which Karyu looked as if he was about to puke all over everthing.

<b>D'espairsRay is:</b>
<b>HIZUMI</b> (vocalist)-- who posts blogs non-stop about the weather, bugs stalking him, and alien movies that make him go "tense". He's secretely a viking hamster who loves tobasco sauce, as shown from their show in Ruisrock and Wacken Open Air.
<b>Karyu</b> (guitarist/Fagman)-- who speaks in a strange, elusive manner, like a dying person attempting to give the protagonist in a crappy, high-budget movie info before they die. His nose is HUMONGOUS and very much beanpole-like.
<b>ZERO</b> (bassist)-- also know as the internet-addicted, picture-whoring Slutface. Slutface never gets off the intarwebs, and posts around 10 blogs a day on 3 different websites, posting pictures of his underwear, butt, and naked thigh.
<b>TSUKASA</b> (drummer)-- known as Mufasa, the drunk hick-farmer boy who can't farm worth a damn. The man can drink vodka out of a bottle, but gets a stomach-ache if he drinks coffee, while singing enka about Karyu's cat (from the radio station, Maniac Station).

Unlike most Japanese artists, the vocalist does not sing in that horrible, nasaly tone that makes you want to give them a tissue. Their live shows are 1000x better than the recording, and their fans (called Mania) aren't complete douchey douchebags... excpet for a few elitist Fan Club bitches who flaunt all their FC-only stuff, but refuse to show other fans when aksed politely.

Non-fans: If you don't listen to D'espairsRay, then you are missing out on incredible music... and the lulz!

Mania (nickname for fans): If you like D'espairsRay, then you live in DK, "D'espairsRay Kingdom", the happiest place on earth! :DDD

D'espairsRay by Michi_Mania August 14, 2009

español

The word “Spanish” in Spanish

Tú hablas español? (Do you speak Spanish?)

español by nlolhere July 13, 2020

Eseta 

A beautiful, passionate, spiritual, sensitive, and intelligent woman. Who is very interesting and fun to be around. She has a quick wit and ability to perceive more than is said. She has a way to read between the lines. She is also very musical and passionate and is a wonderful person to have on your side as she jumps in for justice and what is right.

Origin: Polynesian, Definition is from Hadessa in the book of Esther in the bible. She was so beautiful and became the queen of Persia

She is so wonderfully Eseta!

Eseta by Shire Folk February 6, 2010

Españachussetts

A place somewhere between Boston and Spain where Hilaria Baldwin claims to have grown up.

My funny accent? It’s from Españachussetts.

Españachussetts by Cucumus-Sativus September 2, 2021

Eyepatch McCain 

A popular nickname for retired US Navy SEAL and Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw. The nickname is a reference to John McCain, a RINO senator that Crenshaw holds similar views to and a reference to Crenshaw's dramatic choice to wear an eyepatch rather than just getting a glass eye like a normal person. Much like McCain exploited being a POW to further his political career and portray himself as a patriotic hero, Crenshaw's eyepatch is intended to remind everyone that he lost an eye for his country, while he subsequently supports policies that put the interests of other countries and global elites over those of his own country and those of his constituents.

Crenshaw is also known as "Zioclops", a reference to him having only one eye and his enthusiastic support for Zionist causes. He is also known as "Cringeshaw" due to how much of a disappointment he is to conservatives who thought he would be different based on his war veteran image, as well as his predilection for making cringe statements such as stating that the 2020 presidential election was not stolen and insulting members of the Freedom Caucus.

Eyepatch McCain suggested that criticism of Israel is not protected under the First Amendment when questioned by a Groyper at a speaking engagement.

Eyepatch McCain by texas is not the reason June 19, 2022