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excardon me
excardon me by JW Pepper December 23, 2003
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excardon me
Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage (or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bushes and carrying a plastic bag full of mysterious contents which may include any of the the following:
1. Cold Pizza
2. Rotten Vegetables
3. Shattered Pieces of the owner's past life...
This phrase confuses Homestar Runner.
1. Cold Pizza
2. Rotten Vegetables
3. Shattered Pieces of the owner's past life...
This phrase confuses Homestar Runner.
Cardgage: Excardon me!
Homestar Runner: I don't know what that means... and you still smell like pea soup
Homestar Runner: I don't know what that means... and you still smell like pea soup
excardon me by Yuri December 21, 2003
escandon
I'm so escandon !
Kyara Escandon
the most perfect girl ever. she’s the greatest thing in the universe and the best part of anyone’s day (especially mine). she’s funny, sweet, and is one of the smartest people ever. she’s also the most beautiful person ever, and i don’t just mean this physically, i mean this emotionally as well. if you know kyara escandon, consider yourself one of the luckiest people alive.
Kyara Escandon by hannalikegirlinred March 26, 2025
JOSE ANTONIO GARCÍA ESCANDÓN
Some idiot who got baited into letting a bot look up his name up on Urban Dictionary instead of doing his fucking job.
Also someone who will give me the 1 point on the exam
Also someone who will give me the 1 point on the exam
JOSE ANTONIO GARCÍA ESCANDÓN by markibariki October 23, 2023
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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