Yuri's definitions

Share Pro

A person who has an unheathly obsession with lying.

Vlad is such a lying share pro. He says my mother left me because I touch myself at night.

by Yuri April 24, 2005

hoobastank

A famous brand of scuba tanks.

I bought a hoobastank yesterday, and I was doing fine going down...Damn, I got wet really fast.

by Yuri August 18, 2004

Fran's tits

New Jersey slang for the tits on Matt's mom.

Did you see Fran's tits today?

by Yuri March 28, 2005

Earthlink

Best ISP out there. I Get 5.1mbits down and 384kbps up for $43 a month including everything. Have been with them for over a year and no problems. You losers with dial-up should wake up to the year 2005. Of course earthlink dial-up sucks -- all dial-up sucks!

Hey Tommy has Road Runner and he pays almost ten dollars more than Earthlink charges, but the speed is the same. Now why is that?

by Yuri March 31, 2005

dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

by yuri December 5, 2004

Kitten Paranoia

Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!

The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.

Kitten Paranoia jumped out the window at the sight of lint.

by Yuri January 26, 2005

e=mc2

Albert Einstein's forumla for his theory of general relativity.

E is Energy
m is Mass
c2 is really c squared (c^2). This means the velocity of light (8.0 x 10^8 meters/second)

By using this, it shows that no mass can accelerate to the speed of light.

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by Yuri December 21, 2003