Escalady

Another name for a high end female prostitute or paid escort with sexual benifts.

Jeff was desperate to get laid, so he hired an Escalady.

This Escalady was expensive, but at least I looked cool in front of my friend.

by UCLAProf October 28, 2019

Escaladies

Noun - Term used to describe shallow, materialistic women who will only date or engage in sexual reations with men who drive huge luxury SUVs. You can usually trick them by simply patronizing your local rental car establisment. chickenhead,golddigger

I screwed some dumb ass escaladies this weekend and it only cost me 30$ a day. Im an Avis preferred customer.

by Mad Sclupu August 3, 2005

Escalading

Cruising around the neighborhood with the intent of showing off one's car, especially when the car is actually lame.

"Hey, did anybody see who hit my car?" "Yeah, it was a bunch of dudes Escalading in a blue Geo Tracker."

by nehcrikslegne July 17, 2009

Escalade

An SUV manufactured by Cadillac which uses either a frame from a Chevrolet Tahoe, Avalanche (EXT model), or Suburban (ESV model). Starting at a little under $50,000 US, these trucks are a blatant status symbol amongst young Urban people and senior citizens, the later being a more traditional fanbase for Cadillac. Escalades were made popular from hip-hop artists and have traveled into the mainstream.

The vehicles themselves are highly decorated with chrome and Cadillac decals to show prestige. Their only true claim is that their engine is the biggest of the full-size SUV market (second only to the Porsche Cheyenne, which classifies as a mid-size SUV). The EXT model is a crew-cab pick-up, similar to the Chevrolet Avalance. The ESV model is a full-sized utility, similar to the Chevrolet Suburban.

The Escalade transcends the typical age braket as an SUV, appealing to young men, well-to-do family moms, and old rich white folks.

Dayam, look at that Escalade! Talk about bling!

by sqyttles August 20, 2003

escalazy

1. When you are standing on an escalator and you won't move up or down because you are too lazy from shopping too much.

2. When the person in front of you on an escalator won't move forward because they are too lazy to walk ahead and there is a lot of space in front of them.

I was at the mall and i was so escalazy from shopping I stood still on the escalator until it took me up

by misterbennybunny February 28, 2010

escalade

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises

the escalade has weed in the back

by clevelandsteamer September 23, 2005

escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004