its something you get when i look at another men. its when your 3 inch punisher gets a stiffy. it feels nice but hurts to pee. when u get an errection the best way to ger rid of it is to shove a rusted nail up your uratha.

ya yet lets go boys i just got a large errection

large errection by nigga on a trigga June 7, 2019

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emorection

When you get an erection due to an emotional event, rather than a sexy event.

"When I was hugging my mom earlier, I got an emorection!"

emorection by kuran December 29, 2007

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errection

A state of male excitement which brings a high risk of poor decision making. Blending the word 'error' into the word 'erection'.

Pete: Hey, Mike, I heard that babe you boned last year is suing you for child support.
Mike: Yeah, that's gotta be the worst errection I ever had.

errection by aum108 March 7, 2012

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earrection

When only one of a dog's ears points straight up or out to the side.

Hey, look at that little chiweenie's ear! It pointing straight out the the right and looks like he has an earrection.

earrection by IkeNerd March 7, 2016

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