(like Eric, but cooler)
An Erique is a Chad of a man, built different in all the right ways. If you meet an Erique, you'll know because your quality of life will improve! An Erique will always make you laugh, and show you a deep sense of compassion previously unknown to you. If you have an Erique as a friend, consider yourself lucky! Eriques are so supportive, and will go above and beyond to make the people they care about smile. If you're dating an Erique, NEVER let them go because the chances of finding another person that magical is non-existent.
An Erique is a Chad of a man, built different in all the right ways. If you meet an Erique, you'll know because your quality of life will improve! An Erique will always make you laugh, and show you a deep sense of compassion previously unknown to you. If you have an Erique as a friend, consider yourself lucky! Eriques are so supportive, and will go above and beyond to make the people they care about smile. If you're dating an Erique, NEVER let them go because the chances of finding another person that magical is non-existent.
Example:
"Dude, I keep getting my ass beat in Tekken"
"Who are you playing against"
"An Erique"
"Well obviously bro"
"Dude, I keep getting my ass beat in Tekken"
"Who are you playing against"
"An Erique"
"Well obviously bro"
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by Réalgf4life April 30, 2020
Get the enrique enn mug.Shane - "Yo, Luke. Don't be a greedy dog with the pipe this time. Remember - puff puff pass, aiight bro?"
Luke - "No wukkas bro. I won't be such a cooked cunt and forget pippy etiquette this time man I swear."
Luke - "No wukkas bro. I won't be such a cooked cunt and forget pippy etiquette this time man I swear."
by manicbubble February 11, 2015
Get the Pippy Etiquette mug.The act of not only re-racking the weights that you use at the gym, but placing them on the rack that they belong. Usually this concept is too difficult for the meat head to grasp due to the steroids not only shrinking their balls, but their ability to understand common courtesy.
Look at me you piece of shit meat head!! I'm placing the weight back on the rack and NOT leaving on the floor after I'm done with it cause I have gym etiquette. Next time try sticking that needle in your fucking eye instead of your ass you fucking blight on society.
by Guru on a hill March 4, 2011
Get the gym etiquette mug.Enrique is someone who can be very annoying at times. Yet, depite this, he can really be the person you most have been seeking to find. One of the funniest guys you’ll know, and he will make you laugh out of no where. He can sometimes be a little dirty minded, but not to an extreme level. He has one of the most unique and best features (physically). He’s very handsome and has many friends because of his loyalty to the true ones. Girls always fall for his looks. He never brags about himself, only when play around, because once again, he has THAT amazing sense of humor uppon him. One of the top boy/man anyone could ever know. (Ect.)
by Person.000. July 10, 2019
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She arrived in Barcelona in 1888 and began working as a maid, but found that she could earn more working as a prostitute. A quick learner, she took the chance to overhear the perverse secrets of the wealthy. Soon she opened a brothel, prostituting children ages 5 through 14 to the city's rich pedophiles. Always adept at capturing children, she would dress in rags and visit the destitute Raval district, where the children looked the most abandoned. She could then go to the galas at the opera house in all of her finery, meeting with her clients. In 1909, her brothel was discovered by police, but her wealthy contacts intervened, saving her from prison.
Enriqueta's next move was the cosmetic needs of the wives and mistresses of her clientele; she began procuring children ages twelve and under, killing them and using their bone marrow, blood, and fat as face creams, love potions, charms, and cures for typhoid, tuberculosis, syphilis, and other diseases. In February, 1912, the reports of six-year-old Teresita Guitart's abduction and a suspicious neighbor's sighting of the missing girl led to Enriqueta Martí's downfall. Her list of contacts was discovered among bloody clothes of children, knives, scalps of blond hair, jars of blood and fat, various scorched bones, and an old book of potions.
She arrived in Barcelona in 1888 and began working as a maid, but found that she could earn more working as a prostitute. A quick learner, she took the chance to overhear the perverse secrets of the wealthy. Soon she opened a brothel, prostituting children ages 5 through 14 to the city's rich pedophiles. Always adept at capturing children, she would dress in rags and visit the destitute Raval district, where the children looked the most abandoned. She could then go to the galas at the opera house in all of her finery, meeting with her clients. In 1909, her brothel was discovered by police, but her wealthy contacts intervened, saving her from prison.
Enriqueta's next move was the cosmetic needs of the wives and mistresses of her clientele; she began procuring children ages twelve and under, killing them and using their bone marrow, blood, and fat as face creams, love potions, charms, and cures for typhoid, tuberculosis, syphilis, and other diseases. In February, 1912, the reports of six-year-old Teresita Guitart's abduction and a suspicious neighbor's sighting of the missing girl led to Enriqueta Martí's downfall. Her list of contacts was discovered among bloody clothes of children, knives, scalps of blond hair, jars of blood and fat, various scorched bones, and an old book of potions.
Enriqueta Martí adamantly stated that her clients were the monsters, but not her; it was just her business. Child prostitutes for the gentlemen, elixirs and face creams for the ladies.
The high-class women who brought Enriqueta's "face creams" knew where these products came from, but a street child was little more than a piece of trash to them.
The police arrived in time to save Teresita and another six-year-old, Angelita, but too late to save Pepito, a boy of the same age; Angelita saw Martí kill him and serve his flesh as a meal.
Enriqueta Martí was killed in 1913 by her fellow inmates, but none of her clients was ever brought to justice.
The high-class women who brought Enriqueta's "face creams" knew where these products came from, but a street child was little more than a piece of trash to them.
The police arrived in time to save Teresita and another six-year-old, Angelita, but too late to save Pepito, a boy of the same age; Angelita saw Martí kill him and serve his flesh as a meal.
Enriqueta Martí was killed in 1913 by her fellow inmates, but none of her clients was ever brought to justice.
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