Einstein's definitions

Turkey Neck

a boy who has an irregularly large "adam's apple".

hahahah melon u turkey neck! your face looks like its been rammed up a hens ass

by einstein January 4, 2005

butt mud

Slang for feces.

Wipe your ass so your drawers don't get covered in butt mud.

by Einstein April 30, 2003

ibook

-A crappy computer from Macintosh(crapy anyways) that uses a small battery that can't run a small machine.
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day

John: I have a ibook.
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!

by Einstein March 17, 2005

apple works

A bad application made by apple that sucks.
A way to tell if a mac user is a complete idiot

Bob: I use apple works
John: Hey Bieber, Bob uses apple works
Bieber: Yeah thats because he is a complete idiot and mac user that doesn't know that he is being ripped off by apple

by Einstein March 18, 2005

hozy

A sexy male with a very large penis/

HoZy had a three some with Twins

by Einstein February 23, 2005

hoebag

Slut, Dirty Nasty Slut, Whore, Disease Infested, Hoe Bag

Shut up you fucking Hoe Bag

by Einstein January 2, 2003

bieberworks

A free software making company that would like to be world wide liked that isn't, see"idiot".

Johhny: I work for bieberworks
Justin: Wow!, NOT!

by Einstein March 17, 2005