Einstein's definitions

erector set

Slang for penis and testicles.

This dude I know got his erector set caught in a Salad Shooter. Now he's missing a nut.

by Einstein April 30, 2003

Oleg

1. math god ^ inf - 1
2. Gelo
3. Portuguese translation: ice

Oleg is an inspiration to everyone.

by Einstein May 4, 2003

ibook

-A crappy computer from Macintosh(crapy anyways) that uses a small battery that can't run a small machine.
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day

John: I have a ibook.
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!

by Einstein March 17, 2005

Turkey Neck

a boy who has an irregularly large "adam's apple".

hahahah melon u turkey neck! your face looks like its been rammed up a hens ass

by einstein January 4, 2005

butt mud

Slang for feces.

Wipe your ass so your drawers don't get covered in butt mud.

by Einstein April 30, 2003

hoebag

Slut, Dirty Nasty Slut, Whore, Disease Infested, Hoe Bag

Shut up you fucking Hoe Bag

by Einstein January 2, 2003

hozy

A sexy male with a very large penis/

HoZy had a three some with Twins

by Einstein February 23, 2005