Einstein's definitions

hoebag

Slut, Dirty Nasty Slut, Whore, Disease Infested, Hoe Bag

Shut up you fucking Hoe Bag

by Einstein January 2, 2003

hozy

A sexy male with a very large penis/

HoZy had a three some with Twins

by Einstein February 23, 2005

bieberworks

A free software making company that would like to be world wide liked that isn't, see"idiot".

Johhny: I work for bieberworks
Justin: Wow!, NOT!

by Einstein March 17, 2005

ibook

-A crappy computer from Macintosh(crapy anyways) that uses a small battery that can't run a small machine.
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day

John: I have a ibook.
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!

by Einstein March 17, 2005

erector set

Slang for penis and testicles.

This dude I know got his erector set caught in a Salad Shooter. Now he's missing a nut.

by Einstein April 30, 2003

Oleg

1. math god ^ inf - 1
2. Gelo
3. Portuguese translation: ice

Oleg is an inspiration to everyone.

by Einstein May 4, 2003

obes

Old, crusty, obsolete

John Howard is Obes is Obes

by Einstein August 3, 2004