Erectorias

A competition against homosexual men seeing who can have the longest erection (bonner,Hard on, ETC) the winner is crowned Erecorias.

Michael and Austin were erectorias in last nights competition.

by Carson H January 14, 2006

pee hard - Urinary Erectosis

1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.

2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.

"pee hard - Urinary Erectosis"
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.

by Just a boy with a dream November 13, 2010

erectoral vote

an expression of favorable opinion toward a female.

Garth: "Which one do you like?"

Wayne: "That babe over there. She has my erectoral vote."

Wayne and Garth: "Schwing!"

by Juxtapose April 17, 2009

erectoplasm

n. A particularly adhesive eruption of love piss, often caused by viewing ghost porn on an overly full stomach.

Woah, man... Gus just spooged a whole gallon of erectoplasm on his keyboard... his carers are gonna be pissed !

by T3h Mandible April 9, 2009

Erectoral Porkulation

When you have an Erection when you see a pig, piglet, nigger, nigglet, or an old person.

*At grandpas farm*.....

Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....

by BooBoo1123 January 12, 2012

erectorious

1. An event so great in magnitude as to cause an erection.
2. having or possessing an elated feeling which could cause an erection.

1. That concert last night was erectorious.
2. She's so erectorious.

by D money^3 December 20, 2008

erectoral vote

Voting with your dick.

I don't care if she wants to impose a Nazi regime, she still has my erectoral vote.

by plukkert April 17, 2009