Epistosity

A measurement of epic-ness

"Look at the size of that stadium!" "Yeah, it's a 10 bagillion on the epistosity scale!

by Slappy B October 26, 2009

Epicosity

A type of measurement used in association with Epicology, used to study the Value of one's Epic-ness

1. The epicosity of you shooting that guy in both eyeballs from 100ft is pretty damn high

2. A 'Sean Connery' is the maximum level of epicosity
a) Chuck Norris = about half a Sean Connery epicosity.

3. Prepare for Maximum epicosity!

by Kyle Browning November 8, 2007

Episcocity

The state of being epic;
Episcocity is measured in Beowulfs. (bWs);
The metric measurement is Narrative Poems. (nPs)
Somewhere around 10 bWs, a standard cotton-polyester blend tee-shirt becomes engulfed in flames.

-Hey! Look at Dustin, he's radiating episcocity!

-Holy Lord, Jordan is breaching 6 bWs! Look out!

by Clustin Rivkins April 21, 2008

epicosity asplosion

A great explosion caused by a person's epic-ness.

When Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the air, it caused an epicosity asplosion.

by Super Normal January 9, 2009

Epicosity

Being at the state of pure epicness. To obtain epicosity, you must be as legendary as possible.

Zak's amount of epicosity was much higher than Tara's.

by Tarasayshello April 27, 2013

epicosity

noun: an extreme amount of epicness

The epicosity when he held onto a car while riding his skateboard was huge

by tuckerjack48 September 25, 2010

Epicosity

The meaning of all life. Epicosity makes the world go round, it's what puts money in your wallet, and it's what puts prostitutes in your bed. It's what makes Chuck Norris so fit and tone.

"May the Epicosity be with you my young apprentice."

by xrfgtsdsd May 25, 2008