Episcocity 

The state of being epic;
Episcocity is measured in Beowulfs. (bWs);
The metric measurement is Narrative Poems. (nPs)
Somewhere around 10 bWs, a standard cotton-polyester blend tee-shirt becomes engulfed in flames.

-Hey! Look at Dustin, he's radiating episcocity!

-Holy Lord, Jordan is breaching 6 bWs! Look out!

Episcocity by Clustin Rivkins April 21, 2008

Epicacity 

The quality or state of being epic

Kirk: Why are you listening to Poison?
Me: Dude, this song has high amounts of epicacity.

Epicacity by dchamp May 11, 2009

Epicosity

A type of measurement used in association with Epicology, used to study the Value of one's Epic-ness

1. The epicosity of you shooting that guy in both eyeballs from 100ft is pretty damn high

2. A 'Sean Connery' is the maximum level of epicosity
a) Chuck Norris = about half a Sean Connery epicosity.

3. Prepare for Maximum epicosity!

Epicosity by Kyle Browning November 8, 2007

Epicocity 

Something so completely amazing you cant put it into words(now you can).

Jack: That concert last night was... was....
Kyle: Full of Epicocity

Epicocity by Insert! Name! Here! June 21, 2009

epicocity 

the act of being epic

His epicocity shows when his gamer score is that much.

epicocity by Jewsh April 14, 2009

epicosity asplosion 

A great explosion caused by a person's epic-ness.

When Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the air, it caused an epicosity asplosion.

epicosity asplosion by Super Normal January 9, 2009

Epicocity 

Originating as part of the hyphy movement in the Bay Area, it is used to descrbe the epicness of a day, night, or moment. Only associated with extremely hyphy, chronic, and epic moments.

"The epicocity level of tonight is going to be at an all time high."

Epicocity by Cazman May 17, 2007