Epifail 

Epifail (verb) - to perform poorly on a grand scale.

That raison cake was an epifail

Epifail by margaw August 5, 2008

Epi Fail 

1. Originally epic fail, a statement said by an individual who even fails at saying "epic fail".
2. A statement to describe complete and utter failure. Super Fail.

.....Epi Fail

Epi Fail by JeffKim January 17, 2009

EPICFAILCOOKIE 

Reserved only for the most epically failing of failures. The EPICFAILCOOKIE is more of a pity pastry, and should be treated as such.

As with the EPICOOKIE, the EPICFAILCOOKIE is all capitalized to emphasize the epic proportions of its failure, but unlike its awesome counterpart, the EPICFAILCOOKIE's failure is so much that it doesn't even merge with any other letters.

Failure to spell and capitalize EPICFAILCOOKIE will not result in smiting. Rather, an EPICFAILCOOKIE will be bestowed unto the one commiting the epic failure.

"Man, dude... you fail... Out of the generosity of my own heart, you get an EPICFAILCOOKIE. Dang you suck."

EPICFAILCOOKIE by Jenai January 8, 2009

EPICFAIL 

An errno indicating an epic failure--massively bad.

Dude> IT rerouted all of our email addresses to /dev/null

Geek> EPICFAIL

See also epic fail

EPICFAIL by dowdberry May 1, 2009

epicfailure 

an expression used to identify failure of the epic kind

Astronaut: "Sir, the pants have landed."
Sir: "OMFG THIS IS EPICFAILURE."

epicfailure by Pierce The Mighty December 17, 2007

EpicFail8686 

A loser who gets a bunch of shitty top comments

This feature was alright until I saw EpicFail8686’s comment

EpicFail8686 by BigBackScratcher July 29, 2020

Epi-fail

Epicly epic fail.

Yeah, he totally epi-failed.

Epi-fail by Holly Estelle January 2, 2009