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epicfailure by Pierce The Mighty December 17, 2007
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Epic Failure!
Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!
Epic Failure! by Falloutgirl0916 October 20, 2009
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Epic Failure
The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.
Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
Epic Failure by Nick Callies April 29, 2008
Epic Failure bro
When your doing something with your "Friend" and they really suck at it such as a team game which results in an insult due to their lack of ability to use their "brain power"
Man1: yo JD don't go in you might die
JD: sorry I'm too ignorant to listen so i will go in and die
Man1: NO JD!!!!!!....
Man2: omfg Epic failure Bro
Man3: YOUR STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS... EPIC FAILURE BRO
JD: sorry I'm too ignorant to listen so i will go in and die
Man1: NO JD!!!!!!....
Man2: omfg Epic failure Bro
Man3: YOUR STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS... EPIC FAILURE BRO
Epic Failure bro by Mahboii January 21, 2011
Epic Failure
1.When someone completely fails at life.
2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.
2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.
Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.
1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.
2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.
3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.
4.Failure to commit suicide.
5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.
note: I actualy know someone that did #5
1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.
2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.
3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.
4.Failure to commit suicide.
5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.
note: I actualy know someone that did #5
Epic Failure by Allrize April 29, 2008
epic failure
2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII
Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated
epic failure by veritas347 February 7, 2008
epic failure
a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.
epic failure by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008
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