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Epic sex 

Sex that is so incredibly EPIC that it transcends physical limitations and introduces women to a new realm of pleasure.

Many secret underground churches created by huge groups of women gather together to worship the men who can give epic sex.

The secret messaihs of these churches are like celebrities to the women, as they are like heroine to them since it takes one try and their hooked into the following for life.

They are into many family friendly activities like orgies and giving sex acts to the justice ranger.

The justice ranger is the nickname they give to their sex master. Also known as Julian Young.

That name is allowed on urban dictionary because it is a celebrities name.
"Julian Young gave epic sex to mary last night. "

"Really, i thought it was ray's mom?"

"well both but shhh, its a secret"
Epic sex by Notjulianyoung July 22, 2020
Words you can keep

epic gamer sex 

so cool such amaze sexy omg
you dood that was epic gamer sex
epic gamer sex by bchdhbcjhdb October 5, 2021

epic sexiness 

Having legendary levels of sexiness. Being so sexy that people marvel at your hotness and men can't keep their hands off you.
People write legends about the epic sexiness of Nancy Ng, Cleopatra, and Helen of Troy.
epic sexiness by DrSexy July 5, 2012

epic sexiness 

when something is so amazing, and so sexy all at once, epicness is the only word that could even come close to describing it.
Elliott Borack's music is full of epic sexiness.
epic sexiness by daniL3264 May 18, 2009

EpicSex2 

was a Martyr, an Innovator, and some say he was too ahead of his time. His message was rejected because other vibes saw it too radical. Some even say he was the second coming of Jesus. Rest In Peace EpicSex2, you will be remembered.
Have you prayed to our lord and savior EpicSex2 today?
EpicSex2 by Pontosaurus December 21, 2020

Epicsexual 

A person of said sexual preference to fuck anyone and anything with or without a pulse, including but not limited to large farm animals, living room furnature, sporting equipment, and dirty Mexicans.
I haven't fuck anything in five whole minutes! I'm going into epicsexul withdrawl!

If the bitch shoves a banana up her ass, she's an epicsexual.

If your man fucks around with other women, he's a ho. If he fucks other men too, he's bi. If he has a pocket pussy, keep him away from your cat. He's an epicsexual!
Epicsexual by Jookity-Jook March 4, 2010
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