Epicsexual

A person of said sexual preference to fuck anyone and anything with or without a pulse, including but not limited to large farm animals, living room furnature, sporting equipment, and dirty Mexicans.

I haven't fuck anything in five whole minutes! I'm going into epicsexul withdrawl!

If the bitch shoves a banana up her ass, she's an epicsexual.

If your man fucks around with other women, he's a ho. If he fucks other men too, he's bi. If he has a pocket pussy, keep him away from your cat. He's an epicsexual!

by Jookity-Jook March 4, 2010

Episexual

Term for someone who is sexually attracted to the game Episode’s characters, but also could be used for people who are attracted to other cartoon characters.

B: “Oh my god, he’s so hot!”

H: “Um B? He’s an episode character”

B: “I guess I’m Episexual”

H: “never talk to me again”

by Fishermanlove2 August 5, 2018

elisexual

elisexual is where you are in love with someone named eli

OMG GUYS IM IN LOVE WITH ELI IM ELISEXUAL

by vzqets December 24, 2020

emisexual

Whether straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual. You love anybody named (or name starts with) "Emi"

Person 1: "You're cu-"
Person 2: "Nope, I'm emisexual"
Person 3: "And that's on a fat ass"
Person 1: "What"

by AkiraTae10 March 1, 2021

Emisexual

You are emisexual cause you love eminem <3 especially if your names gracie.

Sarah: hi who’s your favorite artist?
Gracie: oh it’s eminem ofc! I’m emisexual cause I love eminem!
Sarah: oh... ok?

by Emlover April 22, 2021

Epicexual

A word combining Epic and Sexual
synonym to Cool or Awesome

That kid over there is so Epicexual

by Frederick Fair January 16, 2009

Ericsexual

Eric is a cool dude that is cute and nice and fun to talk to and very optimistic and funny

Bro I saw Eric today it was great he looked cute and was very funny is the definition or ericsexual

by Yours truly lol January 28, 2022